@bcomnes

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 Sutter Creek, CA
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Joined October 2013
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Matteo Collina
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In V8, a null-prototype literal builds a hash table instead of a hidden class. ~500–1500ns to create vs ~30ns without it. And every property access is a dictionary lookup — it never gets a fast inline-cache hit.
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Me prepping for my 2pm 2-4 hours before hand.
meme bastard 🍕
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Open web failed. Meta/Facebook won
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always bet on fastify
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I predict you are going to see a lot of people switch programming languages simply to get away from pre-agent held options on the language they know best.
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Opinions*
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claude and chatgpt when it’s time to write tests for some reason
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"Oracle stock sank after it invoked force majeure on its troubled New Mexico AI data center" qz.com/oracle-force-majeure-…
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Full moon lfg
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wtf happened to my email inbox
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Replying to @solomonstre
This I’m failing to understand. The key problem of software is long term maintainability.
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Not a rhetorical question. I actually don't know. Does anyone know
Bret Comnes@bcomnes
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what happens when all the vanity custom domain name package names in golang expire?
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i can’t believe how tired and busy i am when the code literally writes itself. turns out, the senior engineer “it depends” was doing the heavy lifting all along.
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what happens when all the vanity custom domain name package names in golang expire?
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Anyway way to turn down the logs on tailscale? So chatty
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Honestly, I’m working 5x harder since coding agents actually became useful. Weren't these supposed to take software engineers out of the critical path? Now it just feels like every part of the stack needs to be rebuilt, and it has to happen now.
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Default to dot reporters to save on tokens
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