Somewhat inefficient food processor. Husband. Cat chew-toy. Nerd
Orlando-ish, FL
Joined March 2007
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Here we go! To be in with a chance of winning a pair of our stunning editions of Irish Myths and Legends by Lady Gregory all you need to do is retweet this post. Enjoy the show with @MMargolyes & @SenLynnRuane and best of luck.🤍 #competition
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'You can see toilet paper': Lawmaker frustrated with sewage spill at Titusville park wesh.com/article/sewage-spil…
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Did the 200,000 not fight? Were they not strong? What about the hundreds of thousands more who faced a tougher course of illness and still battle symptoms today? And there should be but one response after the Rose Garden event . . . "I'm sorry." /end
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Come 'Redefine Your Possible' at #RunChat - 8 pm ET Sunday, July 14 - and you could win from @AfterShokz! Retweet this for your first chance. More info: bit.ly/July14RunChat
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????
Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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I've got a few extra books to get rid of. RT this within the next hour for a chance to win a signed hard copy of Mercury Falls, The Big Sheep, Starship Grifters or Disenchanted. I'll pick 5 winners. #freebooks #scifi.
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The countless stories of resilience & accomplishment from the 2018 Boston Marathon wouldn’t be possible without the support of 9,500 selfless volunteers. They showed up in the worst conditions & carried participants all 26.2 miles. Join us in thanking our amazing volunteers!
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Help me #give2veterans. Every retweet means a dollar for @Stand4Heroes, up to $500K, by 9/30. Let's see how much we can raise today!
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Church Introduces Coin-Operated Side Door To Bypass Greeters, Lines, Everybody babylonbee.com/news/church-i…
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You misspelled sucker. xitter.cf/anncoulter/status/9067…
dreamer
[dree-mer]
noun
1.Someone who voted for @realDonaldTrump, thinking he would keep his promises on immigration.
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Too many ppl appropriating the Holocaust / Nazis to a #blacklivesmatter thing. Guess what? This is what a real Nazi survivor looks like:
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Hey @mattyglesias - there was literally a show called "Dallas" on TV. xitter.cf/willcollier/status/891…
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This is the part of the 1953 sci-fi movie where the scientists realize the high voltage lines & atom bombs only make the monster bigger
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Whatever culture that came from probably didn't want it. Cultural Abdication more like. 😜
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They should put the footage of Colbert audience applauding and getting shushed in a time capsule to explain 2016 politics to future humans
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IF by some chance Trump's tax returns reveal payments to "Death Star Constructions", we preemptively categorically deny this FAKE NEWS!
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What a monster. xitter.cf/betsydevosed/status/83…
I consider protecting all students, including #LGBTQ students, not only a key priority for the Department, but for every school in America.