Springfield MO born and raised…56 years young 😋| Redbirds, Blues, Steelers fan. NASCAR enthusiast| 9x AWL @heykayadams munch

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Chat GPT how to move on from a talking stage you thought could be your wife, make no mistakes
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🚨#BREAKING: Khan & Ahmed overtake Jones & Williams to become the 2nd & 3rd most common surnames among newborns in England & Wales, new data reveals.
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Checking my phone to see if she snapped back I’m so fucking cooked
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it’s time to skim a few box scores and argue with people who watched the full game
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Felt like a great time to post this shirt I stole a couple years back #aepifiles
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Why the FUCK is X.com the everything app suggesting #goatfucker speak to me. Nuke in the highest degree
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Played the long game and got the job done, this is what dreams are made of kid #sexhaver
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Utah v Arkansas commentators not knowing what team roping and steer wrestling is is what’s wrong with this world #nuke
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Shaved the sack for a hug #fairs
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Bro took #shrink literally 😭
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Chris Carpenter That guy rocked.
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Bought a truck a month ago and it’s making sounds
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At least everything’s full
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So long, America🫡🇺🇸 49 days ago we landed in the USA to follow our country at the World Cup. We had no idea it would turn into the trip of a lifetime. Thank you to everyone who followed along, and to all the people we met who made this journey even more special. We honestly don’t have the words to express how grateful we are for everything you did for us. This trip exceeded every expectation we had. We came here with an open mind, wanting to experience as much of the country as possible. I still remember telling my friends on the flight to Atlanta that I hoped we’d get to meet a few locals on this trip. Now we’re flying home with friends all across the USA. Before we came, we heard so many stereotypes and warnings about America. People told us about safety concerns, that they might check our social media at the border, and all kinds of other things. None of it matched our experience. This was probably the most welcoming country we’ve ever visited. So if you have the chance to travel, do it. The world isn’t nearly as bad as the media often makes it seem. 99% of people are awesome! I heard this quote somewhere during the World Cup, and I think it sums up our experience perfectly: “If you want to hate the world, watch the news. If you want to love it, travel it.” Thank you, America ❤️🇺🇸
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Sitting on the porch while the homie cracks #chud
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Made her squirt for the first time now she got me on opened #whatdatmean
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