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34, California. Science, museums, education, soccer, progress, Disneyland, & Dole Whips. “A pleasure to have in class.” Also known as @themeparklore

Joined April 2009
PINNED: Friends! Armchair Imagineers! EPCOT fans! California Adventure apologists! I've finally assembled a living library of my in-depth ride histories and themed entertainment design writing. Visit parklore.com to discover the stories behind the rides! @ThemeParkLore
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Three independently amazing series, and a manifestation of the greatest aspects of the MCU. Some actual great concepts, incredible mythology… we are so lucky we have this in a post-Endgame world.
Following the finale of ‘VISIONQUEST’, how would you rank Marvel’s Wanda Maximoff trilogy?
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Amazing job not voting for Tom Steyer everyone. We almost had a progressive populist leading the world's fourth largest economy and now we get a milquetoast do-nothing centrist with no ambition or guts. Another absolute throat punch to California's potential.
We asked Xavier Becerra if he identifies as a NIMBY or a YIMBY and I am still dying over his answer. Great interview by @SophiaBollag, who tried to get him to say literally anything substantive.
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Omg it happened. I grew a mustache in January and thought I looked stupid. I shaved it off today and now I feel like I look stupid without it.
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Every handsome British actor like, *proudly* smokes cigarettes and it's such a weird turn-off for me! Grow up!
“SOME PEOPLE THINK I’M GAY WHEN THEY MEET ME, AND I THINK THAT’S AWESOME!” — DANIEL RADCLIFFE 🏳️‍🌈 Daniel Radcliffe once opened up about growing up around gay people and how that influenced his personality. He says some people assume he’s gay because he’s quite camp, and rather than being offended, he finds it amusing. What I love about this is his confidence. He doesn't seem desperate to fit into society's expectations of how a man should behave. He’s comfortable with himself and doesn't mind leaving people guessing. Why are people still so obsessed with deciding someone's sexuality based on their voice, personality, or mannerisms?
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I honestly feel like Elon Musk could get the national debt under control if given the opportunity.
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This man is one of one.
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While he’s on the bench, @t_kobs can sub in for all your needs in this domain.
Zachary Gordon, protagonista de “Diário de um Banana”, dá “adeus” ao corpo musculoso antes de passar por cirurgia para reparar um ligamento rompido no joelho: “Esse é meu corpo antes de fazer a cirurgia de LCA. Com certeza comi vários donuts ontem. […] Não sei quanto tempo vai demorar até voltar para academia. Estou nervoso.”
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God is it freeing to have zero interest in prediction markets and cryptocurrency. 👼
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It’s a universal experience to be in your 20s and realize kids don’t care about the things you cared about. And it hurts.
The pause, with no reaction 😂❤️
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Donald Trump is like your partner, your child, or your reflection. You see them every single day, so you don’t notice how much they’ve changed until you see a video of them 10 years ago.
HOLY COW. Trump said the US is no longer salvageable! “24 trillion in debt is the point of no return. That’s when we become Greece”.
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Art direction by me apparently.
Paul Anthony Kelly covers the latest issue of VMAN Magazine. 🔗 vmagazine.com/article/vman-5…
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If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
Replying to @sleepy_devo
You are just retarded.. trump could literally feed everyone, get clean water and cure cancer and you worthless fucks would still have a problem with it because he was involved. You're worthless cucks pissed off for no good reason
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That’s not Penn Badgley?
The Ocho Show is live from ESPN Wide World of Sports AdventHealth Arena. Hosts @CrisAlexESPN and @Phil_Sports keeping viewers informed on the high energy competitions. #theocho
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Them: Why do you love soccer so much? Me: Geez… that’s tough. I’d have to say… the people. 🙂 The people:
i need a minute
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It’s so unfortunate that “Donald Trump appoints comically inept, anti-science, anti-regulation HHS secretary RFK Jr. who promptly cuts science and regulation” and “Nationwide food recalls of unknown source & explosive diarrhea epidemic” is too big a logical leap for MAGA voters.
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It’s giving “libertarians are dogs chasing a car.” You got exactly what you thought you wanted! ☺️
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Good. Everyone look around. It happened. America is “great again.” Does it look the way you dreamed?
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "we are in the Golden Age." "This is the greatest we'll ever be."
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He's using that Final Fantasy pomade.
Chipotle for lunch today
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Shouldn't have subbed him out. 😶‍🌫️
Declan Rice STARTS for England against Argentina. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ✅
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And I know that you’re probably telling yourself that no one’s gonna love me like you did, and I know that you’re probably right about that, but someone’s gonna love me different. 🏄‍♂️
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