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girls will be like, “i love a man with style” and it will be avoidant attachment style
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how it should be
1 last plasma donation 🤞
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can’t believe there’s a place called cleavage, ohio
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the concept of sticking a pin in a globe and it landing on ohio
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do not speak for me tf
don’t nobody want no 8 inch dick wtf
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knit her a sweater
what do i do with my hands while im getting my dick sucked ?
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could i be sexy dumbledore for halloween or not really ??
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my ass fat for real
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go see, i’m not lying :)
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WE ARE SO BACK
im a hannah horvath apologist
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Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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HBO’s ‘Girls’ will be returning with five new episodes with the majority of the original cast.
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what i’m realizing is im wearing way too much clothing to the gym
“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989
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shaun gillis really said “nah i’m not gonna reach for this low hanging fruit, the rotten fruit off the ground is good enough for me !”
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shaved my bush and got carded at the liquor store
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to avoid getting a ticket when i park in front of a fire hydrant, i leave my keys in the ignition so the firefighters can move it if they need to
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oral sex is like eating celery
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april and I joined the gym with very different goals. she wants to have the fattest possible butt. I want to start challenging men to arm wrestling contests and winning
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a dick isn’t hot until u like the man attached to it
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someone tried to catcall me but he couldn’t get his whistle right
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deleted his dick pic and got no storage back /:
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