shaun gillis really said “nah i’m not gonna reach for this low hanging fruit, the rotten fruit off the ground is good enough for me !”
to avoid getting a ticket when i park in front of a fire hydrant, i leave my keys in the ignition so the firefighters can move it if they need to
april and I joined the gym with very different goals. she wants to have the fattest possible butt. I want to start challenging men to arm wrestling contests and winning
[email protected] retweeted
a dick isn’t hot until u like the man attached to it















