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Joined October 2022
Like this, if you think Elon Musk is a moron.
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Trying to do a 5K in your 40s:
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🚨 KASH PATEL CRASHES OUT PARANOID AT FBI OFFICE AND IS NOW MISSING 👀 "...he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House." -The Atlantic BUT WAIT. IT GETS WORSE. The Atlantic talked to MORE THAN TWO DOZEN current and former officials. Here's what they found: 🍺 Patel drinks to the point of "CONSPICUOUS INEBRIATION" at Ned's Club in DC and the Poodle Room in Las Vegas... IN FRONT OF WHITE HOUSE STAFF. 📅 Briefings were RESCHEDULED because of it. Early in his tenure. 🔥 Senior Trump admin officials are ALREADY discussing who replaces him. One FBI official this week said: *"We're all just waiting for the word."* A former official told The Atlantic's Jonathan Lemire that Patel was... *"RIGHTLY PARANOID."* When Bondi was ousted on April 2, Patel was among the officials expected to go with her. [Raw Story] The Atlantic describes his personal behavior as a "national-security vulnerability" per officials speaking on condition of anonymity. [Newsweek] And Kash's big tough response? 👉 *"Print it, all false, I'll see you in court. Bring your checkbook."* Sir... NINE sources said you had a freakout. TWENTY FOUR said you drink on the job. Your own agents expressed RELIEF when they thought you got fired. The checkbook line isn't confidence. That's a man bluffing from a busted hand. 🧵 Still think this is a one-time thing? Let's talk about February 2026. ✈️ Kash Patel takes the FBI'S TAXPAYER-FUNDED JET to Milan, Italy. "Official business," they said. 🏒 Meanwhile... the US men's hockey team just won Olympic gold. Video surfaces of the FBI DIRECTOR chugging beer in the locker room. On camera. While his top officials back home were tracking a cartel war breaking out in Mexico in real time. Cartel gunmen were roaming streets, setting fires to vehicles and buildings, while Patel was in an Italian locker room getting a gold medal draped around his neck. [CNN] The FBI jet costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to operate. Patel reimbursed the government the price of a commercial ticket. [CNN] The GAO got involved. Whistleblowers filed. Senator Durbin sent letters. And NOW... the same man who: ❌ Used the FBI jet as a party bus ❌ Drinks to blackout in front of White House staff ❌ Had a full freakout over an IT glitch ❌ Has agents praying he gets fired ...is STILL sitting on TOP of the most powerful law enforcement agency on the planet. This isn't incompetence. This is a NATIONAL SECURITY CRISIS dressed up in a suit. WHO IS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE FBI RIGHT NOW? THAT is the question nobody in DC wants to answer. 🔴 SHARE THIS THREAD. THE RECEIPTS ARE ALL THERE.
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LMAO this time they cooked Erica Kirk 😭😂🤣
🤖 Made with AI
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Politico: While Trump keeps claiming victory, only 15% of Americans say Trump already achieved his Iran war goals. ▪️25% think he will achieve them later. ▪️~40% say he hasn’t / won’t / goals unclear. ▪️Just 38% support the strikes. ▪️Many think the goals are unclear or shifting.
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump on Iran: Maybe I won’t extend the ceasefire. So you have a blockade, and unfortunately, we’ll have to start dropping bombs again. 🇱🇧 Trump on Lebanon: You could say maybe psychologically tied. But we’re going to help Lebanon become a country again.
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Trump kisses Erika Kirk during a Turning Point USA event at Dream City Church in Phoenix, Arizona. 📸 REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Holy shit, Kash Patel has been so completely intoxicated, the FBI has had to use "breaching equipment" to gain access to his place, where they could not awaken him. Fire that guy immediately.
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Mass turn around, nearly every ship attempting the crossing has turned back.
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Nigel Farage's latest aping of Trump politics - promoting a crypto business which he himself has invested in. MPs must be banned from promoting financial products in this way.
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Iran is rejecting Trump’s claim that Tehran agreed to hand over its enriched uranium stockpile. A source close to Iran’s Parliament Speaker said “no form of nuclear material transfer to America has been negotiated,” directly contradicting Trump. Another Iranian source called the claim “another lie,” adding that “no major progress has been made” in talks. Iran says any negotiations will depend on “compliance with all of Iran’s conditions.”
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Trump spent years in a jealous rage, relentlessly slamming Barack Obama for unfreezing $1.7 billion of Iran's own money to Iran, calling it pathetic ransom money and proof of a disastrous, weak-kneed surrender. Driven by petty obsession, Trump spitefully ripped up the Iran nuclear deal in 2018, shredding every restraint on Tehran, and smugly promised the world a "better deal." Instead, his childish vendetta supercharged Iran's nuclear program, pushing it dangerously close to the bomb. Now, in a breathtaking display of hypocrisy and failure, Trump is negotiating to hand Iran access to $20 billion in frozen funds — more than ten times what he once condemned — in exchange for the regime surrendering its near-weapons-grade uranium stockpile. This is Trump at his most embarrassingly stupid: destroying a deal that had capped Iran's enrichment and kept it under watch, only to crawl back offering vastly more cash after his own incompetence made the threat far worse. The man who mocked Obama for "giving" Iran money is now dangling a fortune in frozen assets while pretending it's a brilliant victory. It's not leadership — it's ego-driven incompetence and rank hypocrisy, a petty grudge that backfired spectacularly and left America facing a more expensive, more dangerous mess. Trump's jealous tantrum didn't make America safer; it just made the cleanup bill ten times bigger.
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5D Chess: It’s a $55 billion war just to go back to the Barack Obama deal. Wait. Pay 21x more than Obama did. Same deal.
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🇺🇸 Trump before starting the war : Didn't consult with 🇪🇸 Spain Didn't consult with 🇬🇧 UK Didn't consult with 🇮🇹 Italy Didn't consult with 🇦🇺 Australia Didn't consult with 🇫🇷 France Didn't consult with 🇮🇪 Ireland Didn't consult with 🇨🇦 Canada 🇺🇸 Trump after losing the war : Blaming 🇪🇸 Spain for not helping Blaming 🇬🇧 UK for not helping Blaming 🇮🇹 Italy for not helping Blaming 🇦🇺 Australia for not helping Blaming 🇫🇷 France for not helping Blaming 🇮🇪 Ireland for not helping Blaming 🇨🇦 Canada for not helping This man's politics is 100% based on lies, manipulation and u-turns No wonder a country like 🇮🇷 Iran with no nukes literally made him lose his mind in just few weeks
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Trump six weeks ago: I demand UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER. Trump today: I basically surrender on regime change, the nuclear program being gone once and for all, missiles, proxies, sanctions, and paying off the Iranian regime. But memo to my followers: Let’s pretend it’s all good!
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The Strait of Hormuz is only open via a route determined by IRGC and in coordination with IRGC under conditions set by IRGC — so, despite what Trump says, it is not actually open, and tanker owners will behave accordingly.
The U.S. naval blockade remains in place and the Iranians only allow transit in the Strait of Hormuz through a checkpoint in Iranian waters, so what has actually changed, if anything?
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I thought the war was over.
The US has informed multiple NATO allies, including Lithuania and Estonia, that the delivery of their purchased U.S. military equipment may be delayed due to the war in Iran -Reuters
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MAGA: Treasonous Obama gave Iran $400 Million in Cash MAGA: When Trump gives Iran $20 BILLION
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