@batesbot9000

My show: HOOKUP My podcasts: @famousdeeds & @illusionoidpod My resumé: lengthy My dog: vicious

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Joined October 2008
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Hey everybody! I, like you and all your friends, have a new podcast. It's called The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds - a fun history podcast launching July 26. Check out the fledgling twitter account here:
The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds@FamousDeeds12 Jul 2021
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Hi! I'm Paul Bates and this is my history podcast. It's based on the forgotten, problematic and unreliable 1889 book The Pictorial Treasury of Famous Men and Famous Deeds. World history written for the British, by the British. Some of it is obscure, and most of it is wrong.
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Second City I know you just opened a show, but your next show title is "Weird A.I. Yankovic", sorry I don't make the rules
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Sounds like a "Tory'd Affair." You're welcome second city, enjoy your new show title
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Here briefly to tell you this very funny short film I'm in is featured on @ShortoftheWeek. Directed by Jesse Shamata. Starring Christy Bruce, Chuck Shamata and me. Watch here! youtu.be/9qfjJn33beE
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I think it's time to take another year off from twitter. You can still find me at home. Come say hi
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And catch up with my podcast which I promise I will make more of, rules of supply and demand be damned. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds

History Podcast · Updated Weekly · One day, Paul Bates found a book in an alley. It wasn’t a magical book, but it was very old - 132 years old, to be exact. It’s called The Pictorial Treasury of...

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In the meantime I'll be on Mastodon, not understanding what to do there. See you soon! Tiktok sucks too!
Our show changes lives. For better or for worse.
Andy@AndrewHunt31119 Nov 2022
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I’ll never forget the time I was chosen in the audience and then ended up dating the person who was chosen with me and now we are good buds
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Back for the holidays, it's hookup
Bad Dog Comedy Theatre@BadDogTheatre7 Nov 2022
Bad Dog Theatre has a home for the holidays! We have a Winter Wonderland Comedy pop up in Parkdale all of December and here are some of the shows that’ll keep you laughing through the holiday season. Get your tickets here: linktr.ee/baddogtheatre
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Andy@AndrewHunt31119 Nov 2022
Hookup is my favourite live comedy thingy in Toronto.
Bad Dog Comedy Theatre@BadDogTheatre7 Nov 2022
Bad Dog Theatre has a home for the holidays! We have a Winter Wonderland Comedy pop up in Parkdale all of December and here are some of the shows that’ll keep you laughing through the holiday season. Get your tickets here: linktr.ee/baddogtheatre
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The notion of the world's wealthiest man engaging in class revolt is the most absurd take and maybe the twitteriest tweet ever
Andrew Prokop@awprokop18 Nov 2022
Lots of people super-mad at this but though you may hate the affect it is useful to think about this through a class lens, not just "Elon is crazy/ stupid." Basically it's “Billionaires think tech workers have grown too big for their britches and should be taken down a peg.”
This Twitter dying thing is the best meme to happen here. Feels like a dry run for the end of the world
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Wait - let THIS be my final tweet youtu.be/JdUq2opPY-Q

Blade Runner - Roy Batty's monologue (Full HD)

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.Attack ships on fi...

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FYI I'm on Mastodon, find me there, help me use it, I don't know what I'm doing, I feel like Michelle Pfeiffer trapped in the Quantum Realm
Let this be my final tweet: I hated twitter before it was cool
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Had drinks with @PaulConstable last night and this is what we looked like leaving the bar
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My Bonus #HumpdayPodcastPick ~ You can watch the The 5th Annual @CanPodAwards here youtu.be/-13xHjKZ4z0 Congrats to all of the nominees & winners. HT @batesbot9000 @youmademequeer @ambermac @KathyKenzora @FrontBurnerCBC @UHN @PickUpwnbapod @ParkdaleHaunt @TchadasLeoCHEK
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Am I doing this for the PS5? Yes. But I like Argentina for the trophy! @EASPORTSFIFA #EASPORTScontest
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@libsyn9 Nov 2022
Outstanding Documentary Series: Belief it or not Best Host in a Series: Paul Bates (The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds) BRAVOOOOOO!!! 👏🏽
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