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Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined November 2014
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┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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say bless u to a pet
when it sneezes
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Will that 75 round to an A? Will you be a disappointment to your family yet again?
Find out next week on the semester finale of Blackboard.
5 things I want in life:
1. A dog
2. Another dog
3. A big house for my dogs
4. Parks to walk my dogs
5. A partner who loves dogs
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF U SEND THE LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSE START THE CONVO THE NEXT DAY. THATS HOW IT WORKS
"13 reasons why taught me that i need to be kind to everyone"
you needed...a tv show...to know that....?
One day when you're 35 u will run into the boy who broke your heart when u were 19 at the grocery store and laugh because he's bald
13 reasons why
Hannah: Can I borrow a pencil?
Kid: Sorry, this is my only one
Hannah: Welcome to your tape
Snapchat stories made sense. Instagram stories I let slide. But Facebook stories is where I draw the line.
posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends
it sucks being a suUUUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things

















