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Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined November 2014
Kylie was one of the most beautiful mother-to-be i've ever seen
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If you haven’t played this, go away. #TweetLikeThe2000s
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When you're mom deserves an island but you can only afford a candle
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"How's studying for finals going?"
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ say bless u to a pet when it sneezes ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Will that 75 round to an A? Will you be a disappointment to your family yet again? Find out next week on the semester finale of Blackboard.
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5 things I want in life: 1. A dog 2. Another dog 3. A big house for my dogs 4. Parks to walk my dogs 5. A partner who loves dogs
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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF U SEND THE LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSE START THE CONVO THE NEXT DAY. THATS HOW IT WORKS
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"13 reasons why taught me that i need to be kind to everyone" you needed...a tv show...to know that....?
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One day when you're 35 u will run into the boy who broke your heart when u were 19 at the grocery store and laugh because he's bald
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13 reasons why Hannah: Can I borrow a pencil? Kid: Sorry, this is my only one Hannah: Welcome to your tape
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It's April 2nd. Tag someone who's still a fool.
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Snapchat stories made sense. Instagram stories I let slide. But Facebook stories is where I draw the line.
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posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends
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it sucks being a suUUUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things
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them: hey you up? me: yea , why? them: *tries to facetime* me:
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"iOS 11 is gonna have screenshot alerts for iMessage" Me:
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