Selfie Artist | Luxury Haircare Influencer | Podcast Cohost | Dogmom | #BeARealAssHuman
Grand Rapids, MI
Joined October 2018
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Millennial Hauntings are gonna be the best
Investigator: We're coming upstairs
Ghost Millennial: Don't threaten me with a good time 馃懟馃拋
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Alright which one of you hackers is interrupting me posting my cute ass dog pics to the internet for no one to give a shit about?! #stahpit
Getting your period during Thanksgiving week is a beautiful kind of coincidence #eatingeverythingisacceptable
Josh: So I might buy a new guitar on Friday...
Me: 馃 Am I gonna be able to tell it's a new guitar?
Josh: ...............
Me: Then you shut your mouth next time I buy a new olive military style jacket 馃拋 #idonthaveTHAToneyet
Y'all. I went to Target and I bought *1* item that I came in for!!! Plus Starbucks bc duh but that doesn't count 馃拋
Me: if you can handle the temp of the water you can shower with me.
Josh: *gets in the shower before me*
馃拋 #canthandletheheat
Why is it so hard to find just a regular ass pitcher??? Fucking hipsters have made beverage dispensers so popular 馃檮 I just want a fucking pitcher!!!
In response to a discussion on how difficult I am 馃ぃ
Josh: I've been with girlfriends so difficult 2 boyfriends couldn't keep them satisfied
Watching King of the Hill episode about Y2K and they reference eating dogs for survival.
Me: What in the fuck?!
Josh: But survival!
Me: I'd eat you before I ate my dogs.
#dogmomlife
Me: Our power is out so I can't make anything hot, espresso, or frappecino.
Guest: ........so can I get a macchiato?
Me: 馃う馃う馃う馃う馃う馃う馃う馃う馃う
Me: Why the fuck is this plain black shirt $5?!
Josh: Babe we're not at a thrift store.
Me: ...........big mistake. Huge.
Feel your feelings. Frustration, overwhelm, worry. Then stand back up and remember who the fuck you are #cantstopwontstop
Lt Joe Kenda is like the OG mic dropper 馃ぃ Watching Homicide Hunter and there's a dramatic quotable every .2 seconds!
These fucking dogs 馃う Box full of namebrand toys and they're over the moon about a paper towel roll 馃檮