gonna start putting on job applications that if they don’t hire me im gonna k*ll myself

death is inevitable but it doesn’t make it any less hard or weird to navigate

pennsylvania drivers knowing how to effectively merge… challenge level: impossible

lyft at 5:30am is blasting gospel music… what does this mean for me???

my parents florida landscaper is hot should i go out in my bikini and ask him if he wants some lemonade

feeling sunday saddies so i ordered a smoothie, hope it helps !

just saw a girl on tiktok call an ed hardy tank top “vintage” my week is already ruined

just watched a drunk asshole knock out a blind man (in florida btw) you literally cannot make this shit up

driving like a new jerseyan in south florida makes me feel like im mario andretti

brb sobbing

how are people getting new jobs in this economy ?????

i never understood a guys way of flirting by diminishing a woman’s workout

pregnant bartender wearing a waddle jersey… the bit never ends

not everyone can be at the eagles game… some of us have to hold it down at the local eagles bar in southwest florida

sitting out in the sun and sweating out tequila like god intended

got 3 shots of tequila for $15 you could never make me hate florida