bri โ€ข 26 โ€ข mothman and tony hawk enthusiast โ€ข professional crowdsurfer โ€ข sad, but?? also sad

fetal position in the corner
Joined July 2016
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20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was also for disorders. i think 27-30 will probably still be disorders. and then my 30s will be for disorders but i might have a mortgage too
20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was for partying and masochism. i think 27-30 will be for nesting. and then my 30s will be for partying again but good this time
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if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it
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BIANCA FOR FUCK SAKE TAKE YOUR HUSBANDS PHONE AWAY
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Replying to @anactualwalnut
It would be nice if we were informed which lists we've made
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Idk who invented cheese but whoever decided to eat the expired milk from a cow I would be willing to do unspeakable sex acts to them
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just remembered that this exists help
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โ€œyeah im voting for fucking kamala, but iโ€™m not settling for what has been offeredโ€ ITS LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE and anyone with a brain knew thatโ€™s what she meant all along
๐ŸŽฅ| @ChappellRoan via TikTok: โ€œFuck Trump, for fucking real, but fuck some of the shit that has gone down in the Democratic party. That has failed people like you and me, and more so, Palestine, and every marginalized community in the fucking world. [โ€ฆ] So, yeah Iโ€™m fucking voting for Kamala, but Iโ€™m not settling for what has been offered.โ€
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If you donโ€™t care about what you do, then why do it at all?
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green day pissed off the conservatives again WE ARE SOOOO BACK โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
Green Day had a concert here in DC last night. They decided itโ€™d be a good idea to hold up a severed Trump head. Just TWO WEEKS after he was sh*t in the head. These people are SICK.
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one stomach growl and any of my friends AND GUY FRIENDS are immediately trying to shove food in my face. what an awful bf
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my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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๐Ÿงต โ€” some iconic and funny Hozier moments online; a thread
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what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"
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pop punk bands + an organisation thatโ€™s aimed at minors should not be mixed
. @Disney have announced a brand-new album featuring a selection of Disney hits reimagined by iconic alternative, rock, and pop-punk bands. rocksound.tv/news/disney-annโ€ฆ
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who else
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Punch Cat
@PunchingCat8 Jun 2024
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For real tho
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