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20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was also for disorders. i think 27-30 will probably still be disorders. and then my 30s will be for disorders but i might have a mortgage too
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if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it
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BIANCA FOR FUCK SAKE TAKE YOUR HUSBANDS PHONE AWAY
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Replying to @anactualwalnut
It would be nice if we were informed which lists we've made
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Idk who invented cheese but whoever decided to eat the expired milk from a cow I would be willing to do unspeakable sex acts to them
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โyeah im voting for fucking kamala, but iโm not settling for what has been offeredโ ITS LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE and anyone with a brain knew thatโs what she meant all along
๐ฅ| @ChappellRoan via TikTok:
โFuck Trump, for fucking real, but fuck some of the shit that has gone down in the Democratic party. That has failed people like you and me, and more so, Palestine, and every marginalized community in the fucking world. [โฆ] So, yeah Iโm fucking voting for Kamala, but Iโm not settling for what has been offered.โ
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If you donโt care about what you do, then why do it at all?
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green day pissed off the conservatives again WE ARE SOOOO BACK โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
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one stomach growl and any of my friends AND GUY FRIENDS are immediately trying to shove food in my face. what an awful bf
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my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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๐งต โ some iconic and funny Hozier moments online; a thread
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what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"
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pop punk bands + an organisation thatโs aimed at minors should not be mixed
. @Disney have announced a brand-new album featuring a selection of Disney hits reimagined by iconic alternative, rock, and pop-punk bands.
rocksound.tv/news/disney-annโฆ
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Punch Cat@PunchingCat8 Jun 2024
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