paramedic and respiratory student . addicted to thrills

boolin
Joined February 2017
It’s called the Sorting Hat, not the Matchmaking Hat. Snape was an incel chud, he goes to Slytherin. Harry was a pure of heart chad, he goes to Gryffindor.
"Please don't separate me from my only friend, I love her." "Not how it works, kid. Just for that I'm putting your crush in the same dorm as Chad. They're going to get to know each other VERY well." "Don't put me in Slytherin, some kid said it's bad." "YES SIR, MR. CHAD JUNIOR!"
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John McAfee reveals the secret to success
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Anyone who has ever talked to #XRPHolders needs to be financially compensated. Its the crypto equivalent of Illuminati conspiracy
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talking to XRP holders is like understanding the show LOST , its just pop scientific pseudo financial garbage, and the more you understand the more retarded it seems
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
dogs drive better than indians
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dude you smell like a man. Like a KFC bucket nigga. no one is buying your lie. not a single person you have successfully fooled in your dim minded endeavor at masquerading as the female form of a male skeleton. hope you have a good day
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When I was in high school I had an English teacher that made us take “Cornell notes” and it was just some over complicated bullshit. I too have been raped by Cornell.
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I was promised that after 60 days locked up the UK was going to be providing the “evidence” against me. It has been 70 days and nobody has shown us any evidence. So I guess the plan was just wait for it to fall out of the news cycle and leave me in this cage indefinitely? I am still here for anybody who is listening.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 60-day period after the July 18 provisional arrest was the US-UK treaty deadline for the UK to submit its formal extradition request and supporting documents, which occurred on September 9. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
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You’re going to be the first millionaire in your family.
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"The Art of War" is filled with a lot of banal truisms that could only ever be revelatory to incompetent nepo baby officers, but the advice to ensure your opponent always has an escape route is legitimately counterintuitive and incredibly wise
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bought tinder gold just to see 46 of the fattest insulin-dependent fattest fucking whores that liked me
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"Adderall makes me feel like i'm able to cure cancer". Yeah no shit. Dopamine helps our brains evaluate whether a reward is worth the energy required to get it. When dopamine levels are depleted, the brain overestimates the "cost" of effort and underestimates the value of the reward, leading to low motivation. Conversely, dopamine-enhancing drugs like amphetamines shift this calculation. They increase a person's willingness to exert effort, even when the probability of a payoff is low or the task is tedious (cleaning a room etc). Learn how your brain and these compounds work: fitandball.gumroad.com/l/bra…
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Nick Fuentes is the funniest man alive
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Tough decision, but the right one.
Ariana Grande shot by Ricky Alvarez.
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The suicide failed when his gun shot out a flag that says BANG instead of a bullet
Carrot Top has been hospitalized in Las Vegas after a s*icide attempt Friday 💔 buff.ly/1zXnBwV
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Gm
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And this is why Nick Fuentes will always be better
I defend the Shia but it gets hard when even the yahud start roasting them.
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Hermione: “My life is so hard cause everyone is racist to me in the magical world” Harry in the sewers of the school:
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