Once hook hands with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the steps of the Supreme Court.
Montgomery County, MD
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Swimmy thought and thought and thought.
Then suddenly he said, “I have it!”
“We are going to swim all together like the biggest fish in the sea!”
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@CarlAzuz been an awful lot of anti communist propaganda lately for a supposedly non-partisan show
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Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."
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@HenryLouisGates hi Dr. Gates, I’m a middle school history teacher and I have found Africa’s Great Civilizations to be a fantastic resource
in episode 5 you lay out the basic facts of Kongolese history and then marvel, “How could every school child not be taught this…?”
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@nffc65 oh weird that was supposed to be a wistful tweet at a friend who died a few years ago but… guess you have his Twitter handle now
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@KamalaHarris not that you care, but I ain’t voting for you if it’s Shapiro
please don’t fuck up your momentum by picking him
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@HISTORY soooo any plans to restore those Mankind: The Story of Us full episodes to YouTube? they’re among the best videos available to intro world history teachers, if they’re gone that’s a huge blow
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@JohnBrownLives does John Brown Day always fall on Mothers’ Day Weekend? because if so, that’s… really unfortunate
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@dcunited not too late to scrap that preseason tour altogether, by the way. it’d be a huge hassle but it’s not too late to back out of this. I’d rather the team play their opener without having played any preseason games than go through with this @JasonLevien
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.@dcunited took blood money, but what can you expect when they were already in bed with the Qataris?
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@CarlAzuz so happy you’re back in the 10-minute school news game! Can we get a shoutout to Mr. Bartlett’s class at Montgomery Village Middle School, in Montgomery Village, MD?
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@Sling just had a truly awful customer service experience, Sling refusing to refund fraudulent charges because I didn’t stay on a chat with their agent long enough, now your agent insists they’re powerless to help unless I’d like to eat only half a turd sandwich
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@Sling just had a truly awful customer service experience, Sling refusing to refund fraudulent charges because I didn’t stay on a chat with their agent long enough, now your agent insists they’re powerless to help unless I’d like to eat only half a turd sandwich