Alessandra bartis Entertainer (@bartismeme) | teapawt

Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 23

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it 😂

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 22

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it 😂

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 21

Payday: 🥳 Three days later: 💀😂 · Me: I'll save money. Also me: adds to cart 😂

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 20

Me: I'll eat healthy today. Also me: orders fries Diet starts Monday. It is Monday. Diet starts next Monday.

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 15

Expat life hack: act like you understand what's happening until someone asks you a direct question. Then panic.😂😂😂

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 7

You know you're truly abroad when: Your weather app has 3 different cities saved. And you check all of them obsessively. 😂😂

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeSep 6

My international friend group is just 6 people from 6 different countries all speaking broken English and aggressively gesturing. We understand each other perfectly

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@Jeff_OkhaiAug 9

My bag 😛

@thejacobsssAug 8

no filter thread?👀😝

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeJul 27

The rave is loading… and GDAVE is at it again! 😂🔥 July 31st, 3PM at Anglomoz. Free entry, big vibes, and a lineup that's too crazy to miss. See you there! 💃🕺 @gdaveofficial

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Alessandra bartis Entertainer@bartismemeJul 27

The rave is loading… and GDAVE is at it again! 😂🔥 July 31st, 3PM at Anglomoz. Free entry, big vibes, and a lineup that's too crazy to miss. See you there! 💃🕺 @gdaveofficial

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@Jeff_OkhaiJul 27

GDAVE is on a row 😂 After his white party, he is planning a rave party!

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@Jeff_OkhaiJul 22

Tomorrow, come out to vote! Vote for who you personally think will fit the position! Sly your faculty lists and whatever!

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@Jeff_OkhaiJul 22

It’s funny how students still feel the only way you can become a lawyer is if you study law😅

Oluwabukolami@eleshomorenikeJul 21

Studying hard because if I don’t study, how will I become a lawyer?

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@Jeff_OkhaiJul 22

Grace never sleep her house for 1 week because of FYB 😂😂 She Dey man house Dey do video with him bed frame

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@OneModupeJul 22

Pretended to know what i was talking about, it worked! Project defence done✅

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Some men will still cheat on this beautiful girl. What do men even really want? How do we satisfy men🥹

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ThatBentleyGirl⭐️😜@BDbiggest21063Jul 22

This could be us but you all are listening to the men on X, you don’t want to simp and you don’t want to spend money 😒

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@heisvic3Jul 23

I hate poverty. I hate what poverty does to people. I hate what poverty does to people dignity.

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@Charity_tech123Jul 22

God hasn't forgotten about you. He's working even when you can't see it 🙏

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