Profession. Defining personal interest. Funny third thing.
Joined January 2017
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She’s just a cosmic girl /
From an eldritch galaxy /
Zapping me with electricity /
My heart is now outside of me /
She’s cosmic #Bloodborne #PlayStation #alreadydead #jamiroquai #cosmicgirl
I was lucky enough to be invited as a guest on the fantastic ConnectThe2 podcast! We discuss how I got my start covering telecoms in emerging markets, my various musical misadventures, and more! Listen here: bit.ly/2MiGsct. #ConnectThe2 #podcast #telecom
Since Eddie van Halen died I’ve had Jump by Girls Aloud stuck in my head because 2020’s thirst for suffering cannot be satiated
I saw two guys at Tesco yesterday filling up an orange Lambourghini. They’d splashed out on a personalised number plate reading RAC3R.
Does anyone else’s whatsapp always - and I mean genuinely, literally without fail - autocorrect “couldn’t” to “could” at a first pass, thereby calamitously altering the intended meaning of your sentence, for absolutely no apparent reason at all?
If you type “insect” into my phone it suggests the spider emoji so maybe technology really is making us dumber
Does anyone else get irrationally pissed off about having to throw out a pair of flip flops when only one of them is broken?
I don’t think I would ever have needed to frequent this shop but I’ll still be sad when it’s inevitably converted into unaffordable flats
Is the “champions” in the #uefa #ChampionsLeague adjectival? Because I’ve just found out it doesn’t feature an apostrophe and if it’s a possessive then I am appalled.
Covid-19 will of course result in sweeping changes to the UK, and seeing as one of those is massively increased hand washing I’m hoping another will (finally) be the consensus that split taps are some absolute bullshit.
The thing in the middle is a sensor-activated communal toilet paper bin. #toiletswiththreateningauras #nope
