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Lars

@barslewis
 Asheville, NC
Joined February 2017
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Props to you guys for making these tech errors fun. Tony I have no idea what you’ve been doing but you look great recently. Keep on smiling boys. Cash tag: $LarsLewis
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@PatMcAfeeShow13 Oct 2022
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What’s the point of being vegetarian if all your food is just fake meat?
Just watched a Cowboys player with “stop hate” on his helmet punch a cardinal in the face #stophate #goboys
Normalize sneezing without yelling
No matter which candidate you support, you’re wrong.
People with bad teeth must really be thriving right now
Anyone else hungover today?
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I’m not saying I’m the best. I’m just saying no one is as good as me. – at Royal Pines, NC
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Why is it weirder to drink unsweetened tea than to hate drinking water in the south? – at Asheville, NC
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If mr. bright side by the killers comes on at a party I can’t be held responsible for my actions – at Royal Pines, NC
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Fake news is fake news – at North Carolina, USA
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Coworker: “You drinking a little coffee and Kahlúa?” Me: “No, tequila.” Coworker: “Oh you like tequila in your coffee?” Me: “There’s no coffee.”
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I’ve given it three chances. Popeye’s chicken is just bad.
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*overheard at Mexican restaurant* “the white people are back. Get the laxatives.”
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If you’re too old to go the speed limit, you’re too old to drive.
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Still gonna watch it though
Lars (@barslewis) profile pictureLars@barslewis13 Dec 2019
Y’all been so caught up complaining about Trump, you didn’t notice Michael Bay keeps getting away with war crimes like this garbage.
Y’all been so caught up complaining about Trump, you didn’t notice Michael Bay keeps getting away with war crimes like this garbage.
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Do people with one eye blink or wink?
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I’d be gay if it weren’t for gay sex
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Heelys, South Pole jeans, and1 tanktop, and a G-unit chain. That was the hardest fit I have ever assembled I wore it 3 times a week. I wish I had pictures .
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