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Joined August 2009
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Therapeutic Rage
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I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE RON PERLMAN 🫣
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- Hey dad, lend me $5,000, I want to buy an ounce of gold. - $5,100? Sorry son, I don't have $5,200 available right now, and why on earth do you want to spend $5,300 on gold anyway?
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Make IT make sense, Sherlock! 🕵️
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Man how lucky are millennial devs, just as we’re getting too old and tired for this job, all the tedium gets magically removed and there’s an amplifier that makes all of our knowledge 1000x more useful (and necessary)
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What do you call it, and what do you put in it? Originated in the 1860s at Moscow's Hermitage restaurant, the salad was initially a luxurious creation by the French chef Lucien Olivier featuring gourmet ingredients like grouse, veal tongue, caviar, and crayfish tails. Over time, the recipe evolved into a widely accessible staple by swapping rare delicacies for boiled vegetables, pickles, and eggs, allowing it to conquer half the world under various names, most commonly "Russian salad." Today, in its many regional iterations, it reigns supreme as the indispensable centerpiece of New Year's Eve and Christmas feasts across Eastern Europe, the Balkans, and beyond.
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2026 interview questions: - you are in the middle of a refactor and the model says 8% context left before auto-compaction. what do you do? - how do you decide which tasks to give to claude, codex gpt 5.2 xhigh, and chatgpt pro? - tell me about a time you disagreed with an LLM
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Love this, but you know how every system design interview goes: “Nice toy URL shortener… now make it handle 5B redirects/day, multi-region, zero downtime, analytics, abuse protection and no data loss.” At that point your 160 lines in C turns into something like: Public edge: DNS + Anycast → global entry CDN/edge layer to cache popular short links close to users WAF + rate limiting so your “minimal” service doesn’t die to a botnet Read path: Edge cache hit for hot URLs Miss → API tier behind load balancer In-memory cache (Redis/Memcached) for short→long lookups Fallback to primary datastore (say DynamoDB / Postgres with sharding) Write path: POST /shorten → API tier ID generation via Snowflake/segment allocators to avoid collisions Persist mapping in DB Push event to Kafka/Kinesis for async stuff (analytics, fraud checks, email hooks etc) Cold storage + analytics: All click events streamed to S3 as cheap, durable storage Presto/Trino/Athena over S3 for reporting Aggregated stats materialized back into a “stats” store for fast dashboards Reliability: Multi-region active/active or active/passive S3 as backup for mapping snapshots + disaster recovery Background jobs to rehydrate caches, reindex, move old data to cheaper tiers Interviewer brain: “Cool, now talk about: hot key mitigation schema migrations without downtime rolling deploys / canaries how you test this without taking prod down”
Built a minimal URL shortener in C with SQLite ~160 lines, no bloat. Just stores URLs, generates short codes, and does lookups.
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It's a number that goes on and on... and on... and on...
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Part 3 of my Twilight vs Thorn Princess fancomic! (Read left to right >>>) 1/6 #SPY_FAMILY #SPYxFamily #loidyor #loidxyor #AnyaForger #twilight #thornprincess #yorbriar
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Dogs
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happily ever after 🥰
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the funniest responsibility of a kryptonian
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