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Joined March 2009
I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
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You still have your family. You still have your friends. You still have your work. You still have your passions. You still have your diversions. You still have the capacity to feel joy, and the means of doing so. You still have your mind, which is and will always be yours alone. And you still have the ability, no matter how difficult it may seem, to choose to carry on with your life, and spend the one and only existence you will get for all eternity in as loving, fulfilling, and authentic a way as you possibly can.
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Bob Arnson retweeted
It’s his time
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🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠
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Bob Arnson retweeted
Good morning
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The physics involved is beyond the scope of this document and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Wait.. no.. I.. nvm. We're trying though!
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I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Washington and now that I know the official acronym of the Washington National Guard is WANG, I miss it even more. (Note that I'm definitely assuming it's an acronym and not an initialism.)
Can we all just take a moment and appreciate @GovInslee? Because this preemptive activation of the National Guard is the current state of affairs And I largely blame Trump and MAGA. Whom Trump radicalized into the deadly Jan6th Domestic Terror attack on our Capitol “Gov. Jay Inslee activated some Washington National Guard members to be on stand-by in the event they are asked to support local law enforcement and the Washington State Patrol during election week. The governor has given The Adjutant General the authority to determine how many members of the Guard will be activated.” Source Press Release governor.wa.gov/news/2024/in… Source Letter to Major General Gent Welsh: content.govdelivery.com/atta…
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bacon has gotten too delicious
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Add an italicized comma and you have the perfect couples' costume. (Did I have to think about "couples'" -v- "couple's"? Shut up.)
I hate editor Halloween, what do you mean you're going as an italicized period??
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You can say ‘have a nice day’ with no problem but say ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ sounds strangely threatening
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I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.
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Health insurance going up 21 percent next year. Now approaching $10,000/year for premiums, plus the $7200 deductible. Only one option... > I've given this long and careful thought. And it's medical experiments for the lot of you...
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Plus, satchels are cool.
A good rule of thumb for politics (and life): the person Indiana Jones is punching is the bad guy.
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DB9? Ooh, look who's all fancy. #DB254eva
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Focus too much on the problem and you might miss the easy solution.
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Bob Arnson retweeted
dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth which is patronizing as hell i bet they had places to go and important shit to do
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Um, they prefer the term "goth"
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Google doesn't have a way of turning off its AI enshittification. I'm not going to have to turn to Bing, am I? No, I'm not that desperate yet.
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