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Nick Sirianni looks like he just found out his wife cheated on him again after promising she wouldn’t at the shore last summer. #MondayNightFootball
Like watching your children’s teeth being pulled.
- A Dallas Cowboy Fan witnessing their defense (2026)
We need to stop admiring tech engineers and AI fan boy entrepreneurs and do one simple thing.
Go back to what we did in the 1980’s.
Bully the shit out of nerd virgins like @elonmusk
The hilarity of Giants fans being excited about JJ McCarthy and Michigan fans forgetting to grow up. I love chaos.
Always excited to hear what cowardly take @AnthonyDabbundo uses on every show he’s on. I am so sorry about every bad thing that happens to him.
But eat the @davidchang stew!
Jim Martin (XII) retweeted
The Revolution starts here. Down with the League. Down with the Red Cartel. Down with every ex player, pundit, and so called journalist. Zero fucks given. CIty forever.
Ate the whole ham and cheese baguette from the Greggs outlet, but added HP and mayo.
Wild morning.
Welcome back @premierleague
Hey @DannyBKelly - are we or are we not excited about all these referees on screen tonight. Tuned in for the zebras.
Did you know…
Michael Rennie was ill
The day the Earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Jim Martin (XII) retweeted
Listen most my mates are Man utd fans and a few Liverpool fans and they can all FUCKOFF as well MCFC CTID LG x