@banditref

Fighting lung fungus and doing art. I love @wellactuary and the Jags. he/his/comrade

 the farm between KC and Denver
tealhouseart.com
Joined September 2010
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I know some folks only see my tweets on game days. So now that the Bama game is over: who has two thumbs, is a Kansan, and has no signs of cancer? This guy.
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If you wanted to find me on a similar app but with a string name, it would be under teal_house_art.
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My grandad got a new puppy and y'all I haven't seen him this happy in years.
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Family member: Hey can you design some invitations for a thing I have? Me: Sure. Family member: Great! It starts in 45 minutes and the colors are purple, Scottish tartan, and the wind on a June day. Please make it elegant and I'll need six drafts.
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I recently broke my "no art for family rule" once and it went fine. Then I got lax about it and that has been a mistake y'all.
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Worf's new house. He has overhead lighting and a speaker for his lofi jams.
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RIP Choo choos.
Brandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshow5 Nov 2022
Purdue’s train stopped working and they’re down 14-0 to Iowa. Absolutely brutal.
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This Karen just gasped "NO THANK YOU!" super loud and clutched her chest when seeing my dog. I know he is big, but he is quietly walking on the other side of me from you and your tiny affront to God pug that's barking, lunging, and acting like the mistake that he is. Chill.
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I wore a vest today because 35 was "too warm for sleeves."
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Bleauxss thier heauxrts.
Message Board Geniuses
@BoardGeniuses12 Feb 2023
🚨PANIC TIME!🚨
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There's nothing in this world as efficent as a Midwestern donut shop on a cold and snowy Saturday morning.
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Honestly if you want to fix the airlines we should just put these folks in charge. They'd have it fixed in a week.
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Donut tax:
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Time to dive into the PGA season. I love that golf weekends are back.
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Charles Evans retweeted
ClickHole
@ClickHole27 Jan 2023
Bold New Rebrand: The U.S. Military’s New Official Slogan Is Now ‘Toot Toot Honk Honk Army' clickhole.com/bold-new-rebra…
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The teal is and always has been the best look.
J.T.C JAGUARS TRIBAL CHIEF 🩸@MR_Y_U_MAD22 Jan 2023
Can we eliminate the Black and White Uniforms. We team Teal
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"We're gonna need some help from the audience for this one. We need a place, a job, and a style of dance." - Drew Carey
Bill Simmons
@BillSimmons22 Jan 2023
Incredible stuff from Fox — the 7-man pregame show!!!
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I've gotten some boos and comments for my Jags outfits this week over on the Misosuri side of KC. The absolute meanest thing that has been said on the Kansas side is "Go Jags...well kinda." Bless this lovely state's heart.
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Going out in KC today in head to toe Jags gear. Wish me luck.
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Joey Bosa needs a changing.
Bridget Condon
@BridgetCondon_15 Jan 2023
Joey Bosa says he felt sick after the game that he was part of the reason they blew the lead. "How is it fair for me who is out there playing my but off and there's a miss call and I say something and he's going to run up into my face..."
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Me about to dig into all the Chargers fan tweets saying the NFL fixes games for the Jaguars.
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