Band Guy

Just saw the new Falling In Reverse video. ... I quit at life.

What do you call a guitar player that knows only power chords? ... A music critic. #bandguyproblems

@JakeyADTR get your prescription checked and then inform the sloth @whoanilda_ my avatar is actually Justin Bieber on Sykes body. Retards.

Musical term: relative minor Definition: the relative key of a major scale with the same key signature; or a band guys gf.

What's the difference between a groupie at Warped Tour and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

What do you call a band guy without a girlfriend? ...homeless. #bandguyproblems

Guys I need a new avatar. The old one got lost in the transfer of ownership. Lets see what you guys can come up with!!!

Getting arrested after a show the weekend before April Fools day and no one believing the news when it breaks :/ #bandguyproblems

Guess who's back? Yup I'm back. Tell a friend.

I think it was fate that Whitney Houston died in February considering she too, is now history...and black.

It's kinda classy that they ended the #Grammys with Adele's "Rolling In The Deep". Operas end with a fat lady singing too.

The reason Adele has been so successful is because she was clearly hungry for it.

Adele depressed because she eats and eats because she depressed. Both lead to her losing her man and AMAZING music.

You want to know why you didn't get what you want from Santa?? Because you touch yourself at night.

If you think I'm above masturbating to your twitter avatar you're sadly mistaken.

I'd NEVER do heroin, but if it was offered to me by a dude dressed as a Rabbi while in the original Ghostbusters car I MIGHT reconsider.

Do you go to hell if you do a line of cocaine off a naked girl's upside down cross tattoo? Asking for a friend.