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alyssa🪩

@bananalyssa

bonrad attorney and fontaines dc enthusiast

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2019
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when the manifestation and etsy witch works
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u make fun of gavin casalegno for being a trump supporter here comes bellyjeres who claim they don’t like him immediately mad
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THE T IN TEXAS STANDS FOR TRANSGENDERRRRRRRRRRR
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Christopher@molochofficialNov 4
They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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i know gavin casalegno is mad as hell tonight
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alyssa🪩 (@bananalyssa) profile picturealyssa🪩@bananalyssaOct 26
speaking of bellyconrad twitter incidents from last summer does anyone remember the bellyj*re facecard competitions 😭
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me laughing along like this wasn’t me😭😭😭😭😭
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leggy mary todd (@conradfisher) profile pictureleggy mary todd@conradfisherOct 25
you literally cannot make this up
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first death threat kinda nervous
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speaking of bellyconrad twitter incidents from last summer does anyone remember the bellyj*re facecard competitions 😭
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and they were dead serious too
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i genuinely can’t wait until tsitp movie promo starts so we can all bully j*remiah again
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please god bring my family back together
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skinty fia alone clears oasis discography but sure
Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) profile pictureLiam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 16
Replying to @rkidharry
There not good enough they don’t have any tunes
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intimate by fontaines dc song of the year
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one man by fontaines dc they aren’t going to understand you right away but i do. i do.
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selling 1 rear ga harry styles ticket for april 2nd in arizona. fv 245!!
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jen@reputationlomlSep 24
and so a touch that was my birthright became foreign
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have you considered you’re taking me down with you? @taylorswift13
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watching primetime after meeting ayo and then meeting austin abrams right after was such a visceral experience
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adding to this that i was shaking so hard when i went up to austin and he literally put his hand on my arm. like im crying thinking about it.
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ro@lach1meraSep 23
PLEASE
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