A weird girl with a weird, completely harmless fetish (full-force ballbusting). 😇 I don't want to take your money 💸 or to see your genitals. 🤮
Joined April 2023
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Here is your reminder to do your testicular self-exam regularly, guys! testicularcancerawarenessfou…
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Remember, boys, all you need to do to win No Nut November is to lose your nuts. ✂️
Or at least get a helpful lady to rupture them so good they can't be put back together. 🤗
I'm sure she feels really bad about that totally "accidental" hit. You can tell by how she is laughing. 🤗
When you go to bed tonight, keep in mind that at any moment, for no particular reason, you could suffer the crippling pain of testicular torsion. Your testicle trying to kill itself. It just happens, and there is nothing you can do to prevent it. Aren't your balls silly? 🤗
Guys, these attempts to trick us into saying something that turns you on (like "no girl could take me down") are really transparent, super boring, and only "work" if the girl is already looking for a reason to say something. Do better. 🥱
Don't worry, you can trust me with your very, very sensitive testicles. I just want to have completely harmless fun. What's the worst that can happen? 🤗
Have you ever considered that maybe your testicles want to burst into mush? Or they surely would have brought better protection against it than some fragile membrane, right? 😇
I wonder what that moment feels like when you realize you have been surprised by a powerful nutshot and the crippling pain is about to set in. I know it looks hilarious from the outside, but it probably doesn't feel so great. 🤭
For a mainstream porn star, she's not bad at kicking balls. I guess maybe it's a talent that comes naturally to all girls. 🤗
Looks like my next blog post/newsletter will be about ballbusting and shoes. Didn't expect that. So tell me, guys, what is it you are actually interested in? Like, I get you probably want to know which shoes I prefer for kicking balls, but what else? 🤔
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Guys, what should I write my next blog post/newsletter about? 🤔
A) What I learned about balls in self-defense classes
B) Ballbusting and shoes
C) What I would tell my younger self about ballbusting D) Ballbusting and male and female clothes
28%self-defense class
30%ballbusting and shoes
26%me and my younger self
16%ballbusting and clothes
343 votes • Final resultsI'm not sure I could be trusted with a man under a trampling table. The urge to jump on his balls as hard as I can repeatedly would be overwhelming. 😊
It's a close vote between the top three, I'm wondering if I should do a runoff vote afterwards 🤷♀️
Guys, what should I write my next blog post/newsletter about? 🤔
A) What I learned about balls in self-defense classes
B) Ballbusting and shoes
C) What I would tell my younger self about ballbusting D) Ballbusting and male and female clothes
28%self-defense class
30%ballbusting and shoes
26%me and my younger self
16%ballbusting and clothes
343 votes • Final resultsGuys, what should I write my next blog post/newsletter about? 🤔
A) What I learned about balls in self-defense classes
B) Ballbusting and shoes
C) What I would tell my younger self about ballbusting D) Ballbusting and male and female clothes
28%self-defense class
30%ballbusting and shoes
26%me and my younger self
16%ballbusting and clothes
343 votes • Final resultsAlmost 25% of you wouldn't even let little old me rupture your teeny tiny testicles into mush. How can you be so selfish? 😔
Oh no, my kick ruptured your right testicle? How terrible! But you know, the real problem here is imbalance. Testicles are supposed to be symmetrical! So quick, let me fix Lefty! 🤗