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bald internet man

@baldinternetman

i will be here until the day that i die

 chicago, il
Joined April 2014
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make existence tolerable again
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hey gang i made a full-color photo zine
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me every day clocking into the soul factory
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when eric clapton wrote Tears in Heaven he was talking about hot dog water
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this hot dog water ain’t gonna drink itself
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hot dog water has so much pulp in it
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i’ve got it under control ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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that’s me alright. that bar rocks
uhhh gabe (@puzzledgib) profile pictureuhhh gabe@puzzledgib24 Aug 2023
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@baldinternetman spotted??
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many elites would hate this
bartleby the scrivener fancam (@pianopest) profile picturebartleby the scrivener fancam@pianopest12 May 2023
I would like to see my friend @baldinternetman play the silver surfer
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the angel on my shoulder doesn’t show up and the devil is always doing the worm
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dude that’s so fucken tite
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yesterday a guy asked me what i do for a living and i showed him this video
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hey wanna hang out later and agonize over the twin voids of not being and being nothing
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laid these on the counter like a prize for my roommate to find when he wakes up
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what stage of capitalism is it when they make candy based on pollution runoff
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drinking a PBR and staring directly into the sun
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show me your sky
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dudes will literally deactivate their social media so everybody knows they’re pouting
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