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Videographer: Music, Art, Interviews, Documentaries. Photographer, Artist Advisor, Graphic Designer. My Etsy shop: https://xitter.cf/t.co/1nR1fizmhX…

Joined February 2009
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I have mentioned this story in passing but have never written about it. It really isn't relevant to anything but it is my unforgettable brush with celebrity.
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Came on here to confirm that @optimum has the absolute worst customer service team. i just want to cancel service because I moved out of state. 40 mins on the phone with @OptimumHelp so called retention team and they STILL haven’t cancelled service to a place I don’t even live!!
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Shopify going down on Cyber Monday has got to be one of the biggest fails of the year
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Every time I ask my son if he has his backpack, he corrects me and tells me it’s a bookbag 👀 🤔
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$7 for ONE jerk chicken patty with coco bread at the Jamaican spot. Sound about right or outrageous?
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There's a very interesting connection between Mark Zuckerberg's right-wing turn and the guy who might be the most powerful person in American media. I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, so... A thread.
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My worst nightmare. My son turned on “Baby Shark” then took the batteries out the remote!!👀🤦🏾‍♂️🤬
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Just left a park in Harlem because a couple rats seemed to be having more fun playing there than my son….at 5pm
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Why oh why am I on TikTok at 12:40am looking at terrible footage of “Sasquatch” sightings..because someone I know says they’re an expert on it?
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Went to The Bronx Zoo yesterday and went to the indoor butterfly garden exhibit. Saw some mice running around and thought they were a part of the whole nature exhibit…NOPE!! Just regular NYC field mice…👀
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One of the workers said there has been a problem with the mice and none of the animals in the exhibit eat them or anything…Got out of that mofo swiftly!! I really thought they were some exotic rodents from Australia or some shit..
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Had my son with me and refused to put him down to walk amongst these things…smh.
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Out here vending in Williamsburg. So many dudes in here look like Freddie Mercury..it’s WILD!!
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The joy on a kid’s face who asks for a free cup for water but fills it with soda..
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I haven’t liked Travis Scott since he disrespected and embarrassed a videographer on stage that was just doing his job…
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Took my son to the Yale Peabody Museum to see dinosaurs for the first time and come back to Twitter to see this NABJ shitshow..smh 🤦🏾‍♂️
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How many times this year have you stepped in dog sh*t?
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Anyone else wonder why ice cream flavors aren’t in alphabetical order at the grocery store?
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How many “Scam Likely” calls do you get per day?
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