Bob Albert retweeted
I have mentioned this story in passing but have never written about it. It really isn't relevant to anything but it is my unforgettable brush with celebrity.
Came on here to confirm that @optimum has the absolute worst customer service team. i just want to cancel service because I moved out of state. 40 mins on the phone with @OptimumHelp so called retention team and they STILL haven’t cancelled service to a place I don’t even live!!
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Bob Albert retweeted
Shopify going down on Cyber Monday has got to be one of the biggest fails of the year
$7 for ONE jerk chicken patty with coco bread at the Jamaican spot.
Sound about right or outrageous?
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Bob Albert retweeted
There's a very interesting connection between Mark Zuckerberg's right-wing turn and the guy who might be the most powerful person in American media. I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, so...
A thread.
My worst nightmare. My son turned on “Baby Shark” then took the batteries out the remote!!👀🤦🏾♂️🤬
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Just left a park in Harlem because a couple rats seemed to be having more fun playing there than my son….at 5pm
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Why oh why am I on TikTok at 12:40am looking at terrible footage of “Sasquatch” sightings..because someone I know says they’re an expert on it?
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Went to The Bronx Zoo yesterday and went to the indoor butterfly garden exhibit. Saw some mice running around and thought they were a part of the whole nature exhibit…NOPE!! Just regular NYC field mice…👀
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One of the workers said there has been a problem with the mice and none of the animals in the exhibit eat them or anything…Got out of that mofo swiftly!! I really thought they were some exotic rodents from Australia or some shit..
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So unnecessary youtu.be/itn3M9LNBTA?si=5VpF…
I haven’t liked Travis Scott since he disrespected and embarrassed a videographer on stage that was just doing his job…
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I haven’t liked Travis Scott since he disrespected and embarrassed a videographer on stage that was just doing his job…
Took my son to the Yale Peabody Museum to see dinosaurs for the first time and come back to Twitter to see this NABJ shitshow..smh 🤦🏾♂️
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