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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
15 Jan 2020
Why do venmo emails travel at the speed of light
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
15 Apr 2025
Lost in space: Katy’s bangs
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
21 Dec 2024
I’m Luigi
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
1 Sep 2023
Just shot a lanternfly with a handgun. Do your part.
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
30 Aug 2023
Film and tv love to pretend people are named Lizette
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
26 Aug 2023
So does carrie get to suck n’ fuck during her 5 year relationship hiatus or wut??????
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
21 Jun 2023
Woke girls love butter beans
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
20 Jun 2023
I wish an orca would ram into me 😏
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
6 Apr 2023
Thought this was everything bagel coffee and sadly wasn’t phased
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
5 Apr 2023
Ur right the whole movie could have been an ad :(
Louis Pisano
@LouisPisano
4 Apr 2023
so nobody in marketing over at the Barbie movie thought this could have been a great opportunity for a designer tie-in?
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
13 Mar 2023
It’s giving…
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
1 Mar 2023
It’s annoying little kids eat things like hummus, guac and sushi nowadays it’s like maybe try a gusher sweetie
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
24 Jan 2023
Sorry but this look needed a lash
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
23 Jan 2023
They sell this at Zumiez…
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
25 Dec 2022
My drag mother
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
23 Dec 2022
I’m the Nicole Scherzinger of Ridgewood
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
20 Dec 2022
Just heard “whatever, it’s Sophia’s choice” behind me in line
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
22 Nov 2022
I can’t wait to drop the butter board on purpose this thurs
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
15 Nov 2022
I feel like they’re overthinking the italian hairstyles in white lotus 2
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
15 Nov 2022
U go home for the holidays and ur parents have bleached eyebrows and a matte car. Wyd?
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Angelo Balassone
@balangelo
3 Nov 2022
I haven’t started Love Is Blind 3 but please tell me the gold opaque wine glasses are back 🙏
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