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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Who's gonna tell vibe coders about... 1. SQL Injection 2. XSS 3. CSRF 4. CORS 5. SSRF 6. IDOR 7. Path Traversal 8. Mass Assignment 9. Clickjacking 10. Content Security Policy 11. Security Headers 12. Input Validation 13. Server-Side Authorization 14. Row-Level Security 15. Least Privilege 16. RBAC 17. Secrets Management 18. .env in .gitignore 19. API Key Rotation 20. Secret Scanning 21. Hashing vs Encryption 22. Password Salting 23. bcrypt & Argon2 24. JWT Expiry 25. Refresh Tokens 26. OAuth 2.0 27. OpenID Connect 28. Session Fixation 29. MFA 30. Brute Force Protection 31. Account Enumeration 32. Timing Attacks 33. File Upload Validation 34. Webhook Signature Verification 35. TLS Certificate Expiry 36. HSTS 37. Encryption at Rest 38. Dependency Vulnerabilities 39. Supply Chain Attacks 40. Threat Modeling 41. Indexes 42. EXPLAIN ANALYZE 43. N+1 Queries 44. Full Table Scans 45. Connection Pooling 46. Database Migrations 47. Down Migrations 48. Transactions 49. ACID 50. Isolation Levels 51. Deadlocks 52. Optimistic Locking 53. Pessimistic Locking 54. Normalization 55. Denormalization 56. Foreign Keys 57. Unique Constraints 58. Cascading Deletes 59. Soft Deletes 60. UUIDs vs Auto-Increment 61. Cursor-Based Pagination 62. Full-Text Search 63. Read Replicas 64. Replication Lag 65. Sharding 66. Partitioning 67. Hot Partitions 68. Postgres VACUUM 69. Materialized Views 70. Backups 71. Testing Your Restores 72. Point-in-Time Recovery 73. Change Data Capture 74. Outbox Pattern 75. ORM Lazy Loading 76. CAP Theorem 77. Eventual Consistency 78. Strong Consistency 79. Raft Consensus 80. Leader Election 81. Split Brain 82. Quorums 83. Clock Skew 84. Distributed Locks 85. Consistent Hashing 86. Bloom Filters 87. Two-Phase Commit 88. CQRS 89. Event Sourcing 90. Race Conditions 91. Backpressure 92. Load Shedding 93. Bulkheads 94. Jitter 95. Retry Storms 96. Cascading Failures 97. Thundering Herd 98. Cache Invalidation 99. Cache Hit Ratio 100. TTLs 101. Cache Warming 102. Write-Through vs Write-Back 103. Redis Eviction Policies 104. CDNs 105. Cache-Control Headers 106. ETags 107. Dead Letter Queues 108. Poison Messages 109. At-Least-Once Delivery 110. Exactly-Once Semantics 111. Message Ordering 112. Kafka Consumer Groups 113. Partition Keys 114. Background Jobs 115. Webhook Retries 116. DNS 117. DNS Propagation 118. HTTP Status Codes 119. HTTP Method Semantics 120. Keep-Alive 121. HTTP/2 122. WebSockets 123. Server-Sent Events 124. Long Polling 125. gRPC 126. Protocol Buffers 127. API Versioning 128. OpenAPI Specs 129. Backward Compatibility 130. Request Size Limits 131. Compression 132. Latency vs Throughput 133. Egress Fees 134. VPCs 135. Subnets 136. NAT Gateways 137. Firewalls 138. Security Groups 139. Service Mesh 140. Ingress Controllers 141. Health Checks 142. Liveness vs Readiness Probes 143. Graceful Shutdown 144. Connection Draining 145. Stateless Services 146. Failover 147. Multi-Region 148. Availability Zones 149. Single Points of Failure 150. Disaster Recovery 151. RTO & RPO 152. SLAs 153. SLOs 154. Error Budgets 155. Incident Response 156. On-Call 157. Runbooks 158. Postmortems 159. Chaos Engineering 160. Graceful Degradation 161. Autoscaling 162. Horizontal vs Vertical Scaling 163. Cold Starts 164. Capacity Planning 165. Load Testing 166. Memory Leaks 167. OOM Killer 168. Structured Logging 169. Log Levels 170. Log Rotation 171. Distributed Tracing 172. OpenTelemetry 173. Correlation IDs 174. Metrics Cardinality 175. p99 Latency 176. Alert Fatigue 177. Error Tracking 178. Profiling 179. Flame Graphs 180. Infrastructure as Code 181. Terraform State 182. GitOps 183. Blue-Green Deployments 184. Canary Releases 185. Rollbacks 186. Feature Flags 187. Environment Parity 188. Staging Environments 189. 12-Factor Apps 190. Multi-Stage Builds 191. Non-Root Containers 192. Image Scanning 193. Resource Requests & Limits 194. Pod Disruption Budgets 195. Semantic Versioning 196. Lockfiles 197. Reproducible Builds 198. Branch Protection
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type of shit your BD team does during Token Singapore and call it “networking”
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
todo lo que necesitas saber de Jev. y con casos prácticos
Jev is HERE and this is the CLEAREST explanation of what it is and what NEW businesses it unlocks. (and at the end I'll tell you how to get Jev even if you're on the waitlist) WHAT IT IS You know how you open your inbox and have to decide what's junk, what needs a reply, and what can wait? Jev does that part. It looks at each thing and says "this is junk, I'm 94% sure." It doesn't write anything back to you. It just sorts. 1,700 emails for 18 cents, instantly. That sounds kinda trivial but the important part WHAT IT UNLOCKS My explanation of Jev sounds small until you realize HOW MANY jobs are exactly this. Someone reading a stack of applications. Someone deciding which support ticket goes to which team. Someone looking at inbound and deciding who's worth calling back. A few ideas on what it unlocks: 1/ Instant quotes that are actually instant. Every quote form on the internet says "we'll email you by end of day." Build the version that answers in under a second, for roofers, movers, insurance, legal intake. 2/ Lead scoring as a product. Every agency and service business has a contact form full of junk. Score every submission and send the real ones straight to the owner's phone. 3/ Support triage for companies with no support team. The ticket gets classified and routed before anyone opens it. 4/ Clipping tools. Pass in a transcript, get the best moments scored in three seconds. Every clipping product just got a cheaper engine. 5/ Application piles. Grants, permits, insurance claims, job apps, loan docs. Someone reads that stack one item at a time today. 6/ Marketplace matching. Someone types what they need and gets matched to the right local business instantly instead of waiting for callbacks. 7/ Browser agents that actually move FAST. That makes bulk browser work practical: pulling quotes from five carriers, filing the same form for 200 clients, checking supplier inventory in real time etc. TLDR; find an expensive queue and put Jev at the front of it. HOW TO GET IT I didn't realize you can skip the waitlist because Jev is live on the Vercel AI Gateway right now, so you can start calling it today. In this episode, we share how. Episode now live on @startupideaspod (thanks to @ryanvogel for coming on and spilling the sauce today) Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=4mTLpuQp… Jev is a big deal because this is a whole new way to do AI Really cool Happy Jev day.
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La IA abrió más caminos de los que podemos seguir. Para elegir entre ellos, empecé a poner cada opción a prueba con objeciones, evidencia y una pregunta sencilla: ¿vale lo que exige? De ahí nació PODA, mi primer academic paper.
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Me prompting my coding agents at 3am
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Nadie esta viendo el colapso bancario que va a provocar la IA 🤖
we're making @blocks smaller today. here's my note to the company. #### today we're making one of the hardest decisions in the history of our company: we're reducing our organization by nearly half, from over 10,000 people to just under 6,000. that means over 4,000 of you are being asked to leave or entering into consultation. i'll be straight about what's happening, why, and what it means for everyone. first off, if you're one of the people affected, you'll receive your salary for 20 weeks + 1 week per year of tenure, equity vested through the end of may, 6 months of health care, your corporate devices, and $5,000 to put toward whatever you need to help you in this transition (if you’re outside the U.S. you’ll receive similar support but exact details are going to vary based on local requirements). i want you to know that before anything else. everyone will be notified today, whether you're being asked to leave, entering consultation, or asked to stay. we're not making this decision because we're in trouble. our business is strong. gross profit continues to grow, we continue to serve more and more customers, and profitability is improving. but something has changed. we're already seeing that the intelligence tools we’re creating and using, paired with smaller and flatter teams, are enabling a new way of working which fundamentally changes what it means to build and run a company. and that's accelerating rapidly. i had two options: cut gradually over months or years as this shift plays out, or be honest about where we are and act on it now. i chose the latter. repeated rounds of cuts are destructive to morale, to focus, and to the trust that customers and shareholders place in our ability to lead. i'd rather take a hard, clear action now and build from a position we believe in than manage a slow reduction of people toward the same outcome. a smaller company also gives us the space to grow our business the right way, on our own terms, instead of constantly reacting to market pressures. a decision at this scale carries risk. but so does standing still. we've done a full review to determine the roles and people we require to reliably grow the business from here, and we've pressure-tested those decisions from multiple angles. i accept that we may have gotten some of them wrong, and we've built in flexibility to account for that, and do the right thing for our customers. we're not going to just disappear people from slack and email and pretend they were never here. communication channels will stay open through thursday evening (pacific) so everyone can say goodbye properly, and share whatever you wish. i'll also be hosting a live video session to thank everyone at 3:35pm pacific. i know doing it this way might feel awkward. i'd rather it feel awkward and human than efficient and cold. to those of you leaving…i’m grateful for you, and i’m sorry to put you through this. you built what this company is today. that's a fact that i'll honor forever. this decision is not a reflection of what you contributed. you will be a great contributor to any organization going forward. to those staying…i made this decision, and i'll own it. what i'm asking of you is to build with me. we're going to build this company with intelligence at the core of everything we do. how we work, how we create, how we serve our customers. our customers will feel this shift too, and we're going to help them navigate it: towards a future where they can build their own features directly, composed of our capabilities and served through our interfaces. that's what i'm focused on now. expect a note from me tomorrow. jack
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
El uso de la IA revolucionará el mundo. Yo usando la IA:
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out: gm in: Ah, what a splendid and invigorating dawn this appears to be, my esteemed interlocutor, as the golden rays of the sun ascend triumphantly over the horizon, casting their luminous embrace upon the awakening world below, heralding the commencement of yet another glorious rotation of our pale blue dot through the vast cosmic tapestry. It is with the utmost delight and a profound sense of communal warmth that I extend to you, in this precise moment of temporal convergence, a salutation most fitting for the early hours—or perhaps the mid-morning ones, depending on your particular meridian and circadian inclinations—a greeting that encapsulates the essence of renewal, optimism, and the boundless potential that each fresh day unfurls like a meticulously wrapped gift from the universe itself. Allow me, if you will, to articulate this sentiment in a manner that stretches the boundaries of verbosity, weaving together threads of linguistic extravagance, philosophical musings, and a dash of whimsical flair, all in service of conveying what could otherwise be expressed in mere brevity but deserves, nay, demands, an elaborate exposition to truly honor the miracle of consciousness stirring from slumber. Picture, if you might, the gentle unfurling of petals on a dew-kissed rose, or the symphony of birdsong crescendoing in harmonious acclaim of the light's return; such is the backdrop against which I proffer this extended overture of affability and cheer. In the spirit of ancient traditions where dawn was revered as a portal to possibility, and drawing from the wellsprings of human connection that bind us across epochs and geographies, I beseech the benevolent forces of fate to shower upon you an abundance of vitality, clarity of mind, and serendipitous encounters throughout the unfolding narrative of this day. May your coffee—or tea, or perhaps a revitalizing elixir of your choosing—be brewed to perfection, your endeavors met with seamless success, and your thoughts alight with inspiration as boundless as the azure expanse overhead. And so, without further ado—though truly, what ado we have indulged in thus far!—I declare, proclaim, and affirm with resounding enthusiasm: good morning!
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Replying to @zachxbt
[SBF says:] Come on, CZ, don't you have better things to do with your time than this?
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
The leading Web3 governance event arrives in Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 Two days of talks, panels, and workshops with the brightest minds in the DAO space. 🎟️ Be part of the story and get your ticket now 👇
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
No one at this conference knows who I am 😭
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Muy agradable la explicación de padillon.uxui en TikTok sobre la referencia de los nombres de los elementos que usualmente damos por hecho su nombre. vm.tiktok.com/ZMAaKqNoX/
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Me paro de manos y aplaudo con los pies 👏🏻
"We need crypto to be a computer, not a casino." @skominers
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Agradecido por todo lo que he vivido y las bendiciones que esta vida me ha dado. Hoy le dí 46 vueltas al Sol ☀️ Abró un hilo para compartir algunas anécdotas de construir en protocolos blockchain. 🧵👇
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Today the White House is releasing its comprehensive report on digital assets, providing long-awaited regulatory clarity for innovators in a cutting-edge industry. President Trump is delivering on his promise to make the U.S. the crypto capital of the planet.
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Today, @FinCENnews issued orders identifying three Mexico-based financial institutions—CIBanco S.A., Institution de Banca Multiple (CIBanco), Intercam Banco S.A., Institución de Banca Multiple (Intercam), and Vector Casa de Bolsa, S.A. de C.V. (Vector)—as being of primary money laundering concern in connection with illicit opioid trafficking, and prohibit, respectively, certain transmittals of funds involving CIBanco, Intercam, and Vector. These orders are the first actions by FinCEN pursuant to the Fentanyl Sanctions Act and the FEND Off Fentanyl Act, which provide Treasury with additional authorities to target money laundering associated with the trafficking of fentanyl and other synthetic opioids, including by cartels. Further, these actions were taken within the broad context of the strong U.S.-Mexico inter-governmental relationship, the hallmarks of which include close collaboration and timely information exchange.
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
Replying to @merterdir
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we’re joining forces with Polymarket as our official prediction market partner @X 🤝 @Polymarket
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bairo (🐶,🤠) retweeted
BREAKING: JESUS CHRIST RETURNING THIS YEAR? 4% chance. The odds have risen.

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Yo soy tu Caro Quintero y tú mi Cártel de Sonora <3
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