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Joined June 2019
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“That raccoon is so chic. His banana peel vest is so avant-garde!” Barry is the king of trash fashion until a modish, French marsupial steals the spotlight. Barry will have to rediscover his style, and confidence, if he hopes to regain the awe of the animal fashion scene #PBPitch
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“That raccoon is so chic. His tinfoil vest is so avant-garde!” Barry is the king of trash fashion until a modish, French marsupial steals the spotlight. Barry will have to rediscover his style, and confidence, if he hopes to regain the awe of the animal fashion scene #PBPitch
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Barnaby is loving feline retirement. Nothing but sits and sleeps. But one stormy day, his peace is ruined by Sunshine, a new kitty comrade! This pest must go if Barnaby hopes to enjoy his golden years. BOOP! reminds us that we're never too old to be young again. #KidLitPit, #PB
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TAXI! HONK HONK! WATCH IT, BUB! Clara’s city is noisy. After wishing for quiet, Clara discovers that she’s accidentally turned everyone into a MIME! At first, she enjoys the uninterrupted reading time but soon realizes that her city is a much duller place #PBPITCH
Swans. Rocket ships. Crabs? NO! Crabs can't fly. But don't tell Greg that. He's committed to changing his crabby claws into magnificent wings. But flying is more than just feathers. Greg will need to embrace what makes him unique if he ever hopes to soar #PBPitch
Leslie is the Evel Knievel of sloths. His high-wire stunts draw huge crowds. But during a particularly perilous performance, Leslie loses his nerve! Without courage, Leslie is grounded. He'll need to find his backbone if he hopes to again carry the moniker, DANGER SLOTH #PBPitch
TAXI! HONK HONK! WATCH IT, BUB! Clara’s city is noisy. After wishing for quiet, Clara discovers that she’s accidentally turned everyone into a MIME! At first, she enjoys the uninterrupted reading time but soon realizes that her city is a much duller place #PBPITCH
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A crab claw makes a poor wing; it's just science. But don't tell Greg. He dreams of soaring like a gull. Using trinkets from his treasure cave, Greg builds a bird suit. But flying is hard and crashing hurts! A friend in need may put Greg's flying faults in perspective #PBPitch
After a kid is tricked into doing a squirrel’s chores, he vows to get the last laugh. But this sneaky squeaker, the self-proclaimed “Earl of Squirrels”, is cleverer than he looks. It will take a royal prank to knock this fur ball off his pedestal #PBPITCH
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If a mime falls in the city, does he make a sound? Clara may know the answer. Her cheeky wish turned everyone in her city into mimes! At first, the silence was golden, but now, Clara has too much of it. She'll need to reverse this curse to bring back her noisy city #PBPitch
In the food chain of trickery, humans come out on top. But after a kid’s trick backfires on a clever squirrel, he realizes that maybe he underestimated this self-proclaimed “Earl of Squirrels”. He’ll need to reach deep into his bag of tricks to get the last laugh #PBPITCH
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PINCH PINCH! BOB BOB! Greg danced his crabby thinking dance. Flying was harder than it looks! Greg just wanted to soar with the seagulls but couldn’t get his wings quite right. After snapping to a friend’s aid, Greg discovers his bulky claws come in handy in a pinch #PBPITCH
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TAXI! HONK HONK! WATCH IT, BUB! Clara’s city is noisy. After wishing for quiet, Clara discovers that she’s accidentally turned everyone into a MIME! At first, she enjoys the uninterrupted reading time but soon realizes that her city is a much duller place #PBPITCH
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After a kid is tricked into doing a squirrel’s chores, he vows to get the last laugh. But this sneaky squeaker, the self-proclaimed “Earl of Squirrels”, is cleverer than he looks. It will take a royal prank to knock this fur ball off his pedestal #PBPITCH
Greg is tired of his crab life. Wishing to instead soar like a seagull, he engineers wings from treasured trinkets collected from the beach. But flying is HARD! It takes a friend in trouble for Greg to see that maybe being a crab isn't so boring after all #PBPITCH
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Clara lives in a chit-chatty city. She can't read with all this racket! After a simple wish turns every city citizen into a MIME, she's pleasantly surprised with the silence. But soon, she notices that chatter isn't the only thing now missing from her urban home #PBPITCH
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After a kid is tricked into doing a squirrel's chores, he vows to get the last laugh. But this sneaky squeaker, the self-proclaimed "Earl of Squirrels", is more cunning than he looks. It will take a royal prank to knock this fur ball off his pedestal #PBPitch Aprilsquirrelsday
Mew Mew Ha Ha Ha! Greg the crab marvels at the gulls above and wishes he could soar alongside them. This crafty crustacean slowly transforms himself into a bird, but flying isn’t so easy. Will Greg ever view the ocean from the sky or will he be forever grounded? #PBPitch
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After a kid is tricked into doing a squirrel's chores, he vows to get the last laugh. But this sneaky squeaker, the self-proclaimed "Earl of Squirrels", is more cunning than he looks. It will take a royal prank to knock this fur ball off his pedestal #PBPitch
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Greg is tired of his crab life. Wishing to instead soar like a seagull, he engineers wings from treasured trinkets collected from the beach. But flying is HARD! It takes a friend in trouble for Greg to see that maybe being a crab isn't so boring after all #PBPitch
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