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Joined February 2023
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Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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I need a scientist to explain to me why this tiny paw has the same weight as a car
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If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.
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she likes to sit on my laptop whenever i’m using it
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pottering cats playing cards
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Bad day to be a hotdog
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THIS MIGHT BE CASEOH'S WORSE JUMPSCARE OF 2026 SO FAR 😭 😭
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Woke up this morning to a really weird sounding bird and even grabbed my phone to try to figure out what it was and turns out the tv was on and it was just @Poofesure giggling πŸ˜πŸ’€
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One time I went to see @slackjawmetal and was front row and the drummer and I had a silent hand gesture convo because I noticed he was double pedaling it and that pops into my head at least once a week.
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I think I would trust @Sniping_Soup to hold my drink at a bar because if someone came near it he would do something weird like start trying to lick them or something but hey my drink would be safe 😌
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Me when @playPalia sends me lil gifts in game:
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