posting things the groupchat wouldn’t have laughed at

Joined December 2010
I miss oliver tree
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I was like 2 minutes late to the twenty one pilots waiting room, this is crazy
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would you sign my petition to change “potatoes and tomatoes” to just “tatoes and matoes”? to save time?
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Sheetz vs McDonalds 🥺
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this is such a baller move 🤝🤝🤝
People desperate for ad revenue have falsely claimed that the 100 wells I built for people in need don’t work anymore WITH ZERO PROOF! So I sent someone to EVERY SINGLE WELL to get video proof of them all still working over a year later. Checkmate liars. Proof - beastphilanthropy.org/i_buil…
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McDonalds vs Chick-Fil-A 🤝
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The most requested competitor so far 🫡
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sippin chemicals
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mcdonald’s vs starbucks iced coffee 👀
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Wawa vs. McDonalds Iced Coffee!
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mcdonald’s vs burger king vanilla iced coffee 👀👀
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vile. pickle ramen 🤢
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happy meal with my cat cheeto
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I get more excited about twenty one pilots release days than 99% of holidays
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new song new video here is The Contract the first song on Breach |-/ youtu.be/QZfH7cFp3Ys
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The story ends with Breach. @twentyonepilots’ @tylerrjoseph & @joshuadun join @zanelowe to talk “The Contract” and what to expect from their next album. apple.co/Breach-ZL
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baifield retweeted
Crazy watching this now that we have over 100 BILLION views on YouTube.. 🥺
Old footage of MrBeast celebrating hitting 50K channel views on YouTube is resurfacing 👀
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baifield retweeted
For the last 18 months I’ve been obsessed with how Feastables can do its part to help kids in child labor on cocoa farms in west Africa. Here’s what we’ve put in place!
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