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°. °. °. YOᑌ ᕼIT ᗰᗴ ᗯITᕼ ᗩ ᗷᗩᘜᗴᒪ!!! °. °. °.

📲 - Oh! , hi Adriano , yes I am awake , I was just finishing some details of my mini Collider . What is it ? 📲 - Why are awake? Well , I keep forgetting how time works in your universe , so , are you supposed to be awake ?

- Oh, Spider-Man I guess... - ugh, I've always hated those arachnid people. - well not always, but, you understand. - I think, anyways! - since I'm already here, do you want to do something?

- Ok, don't worry Adriano. [One by one he cuts the webs catching Vulture with one of his portals making him land on a rooftop] - There - Now, Where's the person responsible for this? - I need to.. TALK to them.

[Looking through the portals on his 'Spotted Universe' found himself face to face with Vulture!] - oh, hi! - is... Ummm - you need help right? - who did this to you love?

- hehe, I knew you'd wanted to go - after all if nothing tastes like Italian food - then we can burn it down! [He holds hands with Vulture, he's growing on this villain thing]

- it just got better. - Say, what if we go for something to eat? - I saw a nice restaurant near my apartment that I just want to show you - apparently they serve "Italian food"

[He screams in the most high pitched tone possible for a man to scream...] - oh... A cockroach... - haha, I didn't saw it... - thank you love... [COUGH COUGH] - so, how is.. - your day?? [Ignoring the fact that he screamed like that...]

- ah! [Is it because of the clothes? Well, probably, it's been a long time since he used his lab coat... Or pants]

- I.. [Again, he feels dumb] - of course I did knew! - is just, that, everyone calls it that - so, I... - ANYWAYS I'm not prolonging this conversation anymore - I'm going, good day Norman [He looks for a safe way down... Maybe if he uses his portals...]

- it's fine, it's nothing - apparently my body has strong pain resistance! [COUGH] - anyways, I should get going, my nemesis is awaiting for me - plus I left an ATM machine... Somewhere in here.

- oh. - wait— [He is free! But, oh no, he hit the ground too hard... He got up and dusted off] - it was, really nice of you - Ehm... Thanks for that little help [He extended his hand for, a hand shake]

- ... - ok, do what you want - I don't need help. [He is STRUGGLING to get out...] xitter.cf/FlyingGargoyle/status/…

- oh no! - I'm fine, actually this is my... - my favorite way to hang! - yeah... [Now that he thinks about it, it actually hurts... Huh, new thing discovered] - ummm, but, if you'd like - if you, would - maybe, probably, you can, help me out.

- ha ha, really funny Goblin... - actually I am waiting for Spider-Man to come back, he just needed to... Take a break! - So we decide to... - WELL, it's nothing you should be interested about! [He is trying to look mad, but the small blush on his cheeks tells he's embarrassed]

[This, couldn't be more embarrassing than anything he has done by now... But yet, he always manages to overpass that limit] - God... Help. [He was, stuck in, not one, but various of his holes, it seems that this encounter with Spider-Man made him a human pretzel]

Best ship ever (they don't even know each other)

👁️→ hi I haven't died yet