@bag4her

Pluviophile~Lover of paint stained hands~Weirdo~Music freak~4-H is life~Perfectionist~Sky above me, Earth below me, fire within me~B.A.G ❤️

Joined January 2013
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Now I realize why I deleted my twitter. It's dead 🤷🏻‍♀️
Pet peeves include: lying, whining, complaining, tardiness, insensitivity and egocentrism. 🙃
My niece honestly thought she was a vampire because she's pale and licked the blood off her finger when she cut herself #MyFamilyIsWeird
Yeet that's me 😂 xitter.cf/courtneyl98/status/755…
Courtney Johnson@cljohnson9820 Jul 2016
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@bag4her 🙈😂 xitter.cf/tagtuesdays/status/755…
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Omg that's so Conner! 💀⚰💀💀😂😂😂😂 xitter.cf/courtneyl98/status/752…
Courtney Johnson@cljohnson9810 Jul 2016
Replying to @bag4her
@bag4her why did I think of Conner when I seen this video😭😂😂 xitter.cf/girlposts/status/75205…
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Me: Time to get up. 4-year-old: No! Me: Last night you cried because you didn't want to go to bed. 4: I'm older now.
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[old souped-up Honda Civic with extra loud exhaust drives by] 4-year-old: Why is his car so noisy? Me: He didn’t graduate high school.
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4-year-old: I want to be a grocery store checkout lady. Me: You should aim higher. 4: I'll give you free cookies. Me: Follow your dreams.
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Right now there are countless people partying & having the time of their lives You're staring at your phone reading this tweet That is all
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Take a trip back to Camp Winnipesaukee with Jimmy & @jtimberlake! #NationalBestFriendsDay youtu.be/QMlXuT7gd1I?list=PL…
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Brittany Garcia retweeted
Sagittarius@SagitariusQuote7 Jun 2016
#Sagittarius are social creatures but do not like to be a part of all circles. They are more content w/a small group of trustworthy friends.
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#Sagittarius put on a fake smile a lot.
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#Sagittarius are the greatest people to be around with once you're close to them. They're very uplifting and fun.
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#Sagittarius are really sentimental.
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I'm the muffin @CourtneyL98 xitter.cf/xplodingunicorn/status…
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn2 Jun 2016
[eating breakfast] 4-year-old: My muffin is sad. Me: Why? 4: It wants to be a cupcake.
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Brittany Garcia retweeted
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@ThePunnyWorld5 Apr 2016
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it just becomes a soap opera.
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