Inspired by the fear of being average. MC | Singer | Writer | Podcaster | Strategist

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined October 2022
Saa hii ingekuwa 2011 ningekuwa Mayor of Kenrail Towers pale Foursquare 🤣
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"People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem."
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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After see two atomic bombs drop, what conclusion did you reach?
I’m Japanese. After seeing Paris, I came to the conclusion that diversity is bullshit.
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Yenyewe, millenials tumeishi. I still have the safaricom line I got right after high school 🏫 From buying credit at the shop when the smallest amount was 250/- to now being able to buy digitally. We've grown up alongside the tech (r)evolution! We are historians at this rate.
Millennials walikuwa wananunua credit kwa duka.
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Kabla ruto atugeuze activists we used to have so much fun on this app
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Ouch.
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You can hang it on his behalf in your own bedroom ukuwe unaamka kumpigia magoti 😂
Even if George Natembeya doesn’t respect President Ruto, he should respect Presidency and put President Portrait in his office.
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My Muslim dad thinks the ban on pork is because Moses, as a Jewish shepherd, engaged in market manipulation to eliminate his competition
my (arab christian) dad just said the jews invented islam to destroy christianity
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A SYSTEM CAN LOOK STABLE FOR YEARS SIMPLY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW IT IS FAILING HAVE NO SAFE WAY TO SAY SO.
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If they try to impose a lockdown, Kenya will change in ways they will not believe, especially in tech 😅 If they think they’ll avoid the ballot washangaa … we will be the first African country to have a free and fair, fully digitized elections and Ruto will go home.
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Best thing about wantam, ni, ita set precedent, that hata yeye akileta ujinga ana songa.
Ile siku #SifunaMustGo itaanza 😂😂I will be here laughing.
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Tottenham just won their first game of the season and they’re only 1 point behind Man United 😭😭😭
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Misuli tinginya isikuchoche bois, ngumi ni jamo wazingire eneo hilo na mkanda wa manjano huku wakisubiria ujio wake Johansen Oduor.
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Affordable OF😭
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"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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Kalonzo stop wasting our time! Its been more 30years singing the same song. Kwenda nyumbani!
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Most def.
Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.
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A Savannah police officer gave her Flock login to her husband. Her husband is an ICE agent. He ran 983 license plate searches. Across six states. 788 were in South Carolina. Mostly looking for cars registered to Hispanic owners. An investigator asked her: "Did you run these searches?" She said no. Then admitted it was her husband. Her husband said: "Every name that I ever ran was an ICE target." Translation: I was using the police department's surveillance system to hunt people. She got fired. Along with five other Savannah PD employees. All for Flock misuse. ICE is investigating its own agent. Which means nothing will happen to him. Georgia law apparently lets Savannah police share plate data with ICE. But Savannah never agreed to that. So she just decided it was fine. Gave him the password. He turned it into a deportation tool. Now there's a paper trail showing Flock was used to target Hispanic drivers across state lines. Using a police officer's credentials. With her knowledge. The surveillance network designed to catch criminals became a hunting tool for immigration enforcement. One password away from working.
BREAKING: Georgia police officer fired after giving her ICE agent husband access to Flock surveillance cameras, which he used to conduct nearly 1,000 license plate searches.
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The good thing about HE Sifuna is that he has been consistent in all seasons.
Can baby Pendo see shiny things
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Millennials walikuwa wananunua credit kwa duka.
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