@badsciencejoks

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#Science tee shirts are on sale at Teespring.com/stores/badscie… !!! Get these and MANY MORE #sciencejoke tees for #backtoschool for about $20! #badsciencejokes
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100% beef wrote this tweet?
Steak-umm
@steak_umm22 Sep 2025
steak-umm is 100% beef and it says that on the box which is why i am begging you to GET BETTER AT READING THINGS
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The only two emotions
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.@RetailMeNot will just allow anything won't they (bring back voting or vet your site)
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NASA Events
@NASA_Events26 Jun 2025
Explore (more) with us! ✨ We’ll soon expand this account to bring you the latest on NASA engagement opportunities such as livestreams and in-person and virtual events. Things will look a bit different, but you’ll still be kept up to date on NASA Socials. Stay tuned, friends.
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My daughter wants to know what the names of the astronauts on Wonder of the Seas are named. There is no information anywhere. Do they have names? She's 4 @RoyalCaribbean #RoyalCaribbean #help
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The #nasasocial lanyard I've been using since November of 2017 for my keys just broke. 😭
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Aaron Lee, composer@MusicOfLee13 Aug 2024
This is insanely petty and inappropriate. Don’t be this kind of professor. Treat your students with respect.
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Wow. Those ponies were right. Friendship really is magic.
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Wonder what eclipse glasses sales reps are going through right now. I mean, sure, they had a great quarter. But I bet it's beans and bologna for a while for them.
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My kid just asked, "can you tell me what an eclipse is?" I said, "No sun."
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No. Do not wear sunglasses during the #eclipse. Retweet to save some eyes.
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And we always know who got help with their project and who didn't.
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Millions of posts going without likes.
Bad Science Jokes@badsciencejoks8 Apr 2024
Remember when you could search a random hashtag and sort it to "recent" and be able to like and comment on a post that got no other attention and it made that person so happy? We don't even get that option on Instagram anymore. It's "recent TOP posts".
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Remember when you could search a random hashtag and sort it to "recent" and be able to like and comment on a post that got no other attention and it made that person so happy? We don't even get that option on Instagram anymore. It's "recent TOP posts".
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Spoiling the eclipse for everyone. Bella chose Edward
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I love how it's socially acceptable to go to a concert while wearing the t shirt of another band in a similar genre or time-period with the expectation of people coming up to you to say "Oh! I was there; that was an awesome show!" Or "I saw them in '87!"
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Going to post the same thing in my Instagram stories over and over. Sort of like the billboards in Fahrenheit 451. No matter how fast you swipe you're GONNA see my post.
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Of course I want my soup in a bowl tf you mean? #souperbowl
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NASA Events
@NASA_Events22 Jan 2024
We r celebrating the first “tweet” sent from space, which occurred 14 years ago from astronaut TJ Creamer, posted over 250 miles above Earth’s surface. xitter.cf/Astro_TJ/status/806231…
TJ Creamer@Astro_TJ22 Jan 2010
Hello Twitterverse! We r now LIVE tweeting from the International Space Station -- the 1st live tweet from Space! :) More soon, send your ?s
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