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lights are on but nobody’s home

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Joined September 2018
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the bird is freed
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me in the elevator with my friend who’s scared of being in elevators xitter.cf/drutejada/status/15741…
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did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
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This is only some shit @badluckbridge would say 🤣😭🤣
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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
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If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head
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i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane
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THE COMMENTS ON NORTH’S TIK TOK IM CRYING 😭 OMFG
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RHCP: Red Hot Chili Peppers my brain: Real Housewives of Chili Peppers
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Hi this is an announcement for everyone with my number. Please leave me alone. I’m sick and I’m tired and really don’t have the energy to update everyone on everything I’m doing. If something happens, I will tell you. Until then, please let me rest. Thank you.
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PEMDAS = please excuse my dumptruck ass, sis
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me: i read pets are important for home security wife: omg are we getting a dog me: *opening briefcase full of bees* bees
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You never see these kings advertise. Just content to be in their own space, forever waging a cold war against each other with no shifting front lines. Respect.
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there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car
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hired a magician instead of a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party
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mood
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I’m the same thing without the “RE”.
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