International TVho. Tender and flaky. Writer, showrunner, creator. Next up: The Imperfects, on Netflix.

Joined January 2009
#TTC providing service that's... Below and within. (That's a play on above & beyond, y'all)
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So a drunk guy reeking of his last week liberates a knife from his knapsack on the @VIA_Rail car from Montreal to Toronto. And sure, it’s to cut his brick of mozzarella, but he was hammered before we left the station, and I’ve watched him take drugs, and everyone is on edge.
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I’ve always enjoyed train travel but this was a failure of nerve somewhere along the line. The worst part? This just made Air Canada look good.
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I’m kidding, nothing could make @AirCanada look good.
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Dear @Aeroplan, here's the hotel you're promoting:
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So @Aeroplan, thanks for your usual stellar service. Clearly you hate your customers, and hey, @Aeroplan? Read the reviews on all social media everywhere - it's reciprocal.
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the @Aeroplan rant, cont'd. First up, can't reach @Aeroplan . Second, the hotel - truly horrible, Las Palmas by the Sea in PV, Mexico - is falling apart, and third, each of the three rooms we were shown REEKS of mould - or mold, if that's your spelling jam.
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Define basic fail, then add contempt. Well done, @AirCanada theguardian.com/world/2023/o…
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The Beyoncé track I just listened to had 18 credited writers. That's easily 13 more than the last writing room I was in. To be fair, the song was over four minutes long. #SAG
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I watch a trailer for #Yellowstone and i think Hell yeah, gotta watch that. I watch and then I wonder how come they're shooting so many first drafts. #sizzleorsteak
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Look at this dazzling lunch @united provided for me on my second day of trying to fly to Mexico. Because we were 4 hours late leaving Pearson, @united automatically booked me on a new flight tomorrow. Will they compensate my SECOND night in a hotel? Good. Question.
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My 21-year-old explains to my Ancient Father that all his future voting should be my kid's decision, since his generation fucked it all up for their generation. "Why would I care about that, I'll be dead anyway." #5nights #edibles #iCanDoThis #iCantDoThis
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I know that I'm not at my best because I'm listening to a Drake song and I actually think it's okay.
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Every wordle tells a story, don't it...
I'm trying to be open-minded, so I'm watching the first episode of the TV #LordOfTheRings, and the only thing giving me joy is, 22 minutes in, the Hobbit children have the cheeks of a 75-year-old alcoholic. #mead
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