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the price is on the can tho

Joined October 2010
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if I went to Outback Steakhouse by myself tonight and asked for a table for 2, then got progressively sadder as the night went on alone, do you think they’d give me my steak for free?
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Phillies are out. today’s a good day.
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Natty is in St. Louis to celebrate Cade Cavalli’s extension. More at 11.
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cavALL IN
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very cool very cool!!!
The Washington Nationals have set MLB’s blown saves record, with No. 38 coming via an eighth-inning single up the middle from Manny Machado.
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Phteven retweeted
The Washington Nationals are having a nice time. Wrote about the resurgent Nats, a club that’s come quite a long way over the last year and is making huge strides thanks to a people-first player development approach.
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Kid played ball at WashU btw
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i have always, am currently, and will always rock with Willson Contreras
More Willson Contreras: "It's been a really tough week, emotional week for me. I hope that they understand how emotional it has been, and I'll prove myself with my actions on the field from here moving forward and show the kind of person that I truly am."
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the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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This is the best game anyone has ever played, played by the best player who has ever played the game.
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there’s so few things in life better than Philadelphia sports heartbreak
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if someone told me they asked ChatGPT to analyze their relationship with me I would set myself on fire in front of them to make sure they knew my death was their fault
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why are you booing her she’s right
hot dogs in 2025 have become what bacon was in 2011
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Knuckle tats that just say DRPE PPER
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my friends always got me, no matter what
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This was the greatest athletic performance by a pitcher I’ve ever seen 👀
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