Hey @elisabethnicula My Food Disgust Sensitivity is low (24.5%). idrlabs.com/food-disgust/13-…
Does @jonmichaelhill get residuals when I watch Elementary on streaming? I fuckin’ hope so.
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The World Cup starts next week, which is the most followed public event on the planet, and strains fully-staffed Twitter to its limits every year
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Big money advertisers are all gone. Users fleeing in droves. $1 billion a year in additional debt service. Your math sucks
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If Elon Musk can afford to pay $44 BILLION to destroy Twitter, he can afford to pay his fair share of taxes.
Some critter has been stashing what look like plum pits in bedding at Baconhaus. Clearly we are under strength in the cat contingent.
We, the four members of the Chapin-Chomiak family have begun our mini baconfest outpost with a meal in which all the fest AM food groups are represented
1. MEAT
2. Remnants of a very sweet frosted glazed morning baked good
3. "Cheddah"
4. "health"
5. Mr. Dean equipment
-vertical jar of water
-good compass
-good knife
6. Winter
7. Pancakes
8. BUSTELO
May this serve as a guide
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