When gotten, this thing should never be wasted.#whatisaboner?#jeopardy
I don't know why, but for some reason "Sex and the City" is really interesting tonight...#whatisaboner?
I'm trying to take my pants off but can't, some mysterious object is holding my belt up...#whatisaboner?
My faith in audiences has dropped to an all time low, they pay this salary! RT @NikkiFinke: Taylor Lautner Making 8-Figures Per Movie
YES!!! RT @JuddApatow: Went to The Green Hornet Premiere tonight. It was hilarious with insane action. Seth and Evan rocked it.
I'm always much more content to have my hair look terrible the day before I get it cut. It deserves it's day of rest before the execution
If I cancelled my credit and had to start earning "Real Money" life would cease to be fun
#creditcardmarketing
My favourite thing about going to the gym is that you get to look terrible. The only place you get to look worse is an Iranian prison camp.
This news justifies my current erection RT @rejectnation: Judd Apatow Gets 'Knocked Up' Again For Spin-Off http://bit.ly/gpWDAS
The first 20 minutes of Bio-Dome #pointlesspottyhumor oh and the other hour and ten minutes...
RT @screenrant: ROFLMAO The Twitter "Who to Follow" algorithm needs some work. It just suggested I follow Bill Maher and Michael Moore. :-P
Saw True Grit last night, Jeff Bridges kicking ass is #betterthanporn
