hi im emily / dreams are not always realistic, but goals are always possible if you think deeply about how to reach them / #TridentsUp / she|it 28yo / 🔞
Seattle, WA
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day 1 (started a couple days early). netplay every day (unless im going to a tournament)
i was feeling very nervous and worried today and thinking that nobody liked me or wanted to hang out with me, so i made this gruyere bread grilled cheese with havarti and swiss which made me feel a lot better. everyone please compliment my grilled cheese
Emily Mayfly 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
there is still time
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 14,1944
ALT P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN SHE SEES A SIGN POSTED ON A FENCE IT READS… DON’T WAIT ——— DO IT NOW P2- NANCY CONTINUES WALKING AND SEES TWO MORE SIGNS, THEY READ AS FOLLOWS S1- BETTER EARLY THAN LATE! S2- DO IT NOW P3- LATER NANCY SEES YET ANOTHER SIGN IT READS… DO IMPORTANT THINGS AHEAD OF TIME P4- NANCY HAS USED A HAMMER TO NAIL HER CHRISTMAS STOCKING OVER THE FIIREPLACE MANTLE
Emily Mayfly 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
I should be on my knees unzipping someone's jeans and kissing it through the panties but instead I have this stupid fucking job
i bet it would feel good as fuck to have angel wings violently burst out of your back. the first sensation would be pain but i bet it'd feel good after that. after all, they've been contained there for so long
tgirl ball is all i think about nowadays. all i want to do is hit balls off the tee and throw into the net and run the bases and hang out with the girls. it has fully consumed me
IMPORTANT KEY FOR ALL TGIRLS: TAKE A "LUXURIOUS SHOWER" TODAY
- TURN OFF ALL BUT YOUR LOWEST LIGHTS
- SHUFFLE PLAY SADE'S GREATEST HITS ALBUM
- TAKE THE SHOWER
OFFICIALLY OPENING UP A HOUSING GROUP FOR PORT DX
right now the plan is either
- house people at my apartment
- go in on a hotel room(s) at the venue
is anyone interested?
they should make a version of spotify where instead of .0001 cents per play you can choose for them to straight up get nothing. fuck artists
this is the exact kind of shit Max Arciniega was saying to Don Eladio before he got hit with the Salamanca Special
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there was a random ten year old boy watching tgirl baseball practice today and he saw me putting my gloves and helmet on and asked "are you good at baseball?" and i had to say no and he was like "then why do you have nice cleats and gloves" how the fuck am i supposed to respond
would you all be angry if i brought a hand puppet to crt legacy and made people report to it instead of me
me and my bunny... we're gonna change the game... we're gonna flip the script... the world will never be the same
Emily Mayfly 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
it's too late, i've already depicted you as the inconsolable pca and myself as the unbothered and collected bill miller xitter.cf/i/status/2105165740475…
MAKES SENSE!
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