@baaaaabycakes

after hours

Joined March 2012
  • Tweets4.8K
  • Following951
  • Followers225
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Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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Replying to @BaysideBand
@BaysideBand killed it in indy tonight !!! two hour drive was more than worth it 🫶
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hope your merch guy sold the last XXXL blame it on bad luck tee at full price !! 🎲
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if u litter u need to take your life
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dawn ♡@XaerhaOct 4
Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious
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Kdizzlin
@kdizzlinOct 1
Remind your man daily to not be hard on himself when he can be hard inside you instead.
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(After sexting) Okay now be honest with me. How much of you cumming was simply because you were jacking off, and how much would you say was because of the power of my written word?
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everyone talking about the cornell seven but nobody talking about andy bernard
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very cool gimme a stroke let’s heal
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vaping is healthier than killing your self
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“play only, be happy”
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every woman i know who wears male deodorant either serves cunt or has a gender disorder
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rather than changing my medication or fixing my diet, exercise, and sleep, why hasn’t my shrink recommended uhh a lobotomy ?
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“muffin is the name of my gerbil”
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chase@_chase_____Jun 30
as i’ve gotten older cartoon characters wearing the same outfit every day has started making a lot more sense
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father time
Icy@whereicyJun 25
Gun to your head name a good man
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they should make a love island but with retired old people
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every person in this bar has a vape and im judging their character based on their brand and flavor choice
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resisting arrest is my love language
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“Touché, Padre”
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