”Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”

Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2011
Nothing is getting better until the O-line is fixed. It was clear at the end of last season that the O-line was trending hard in the wrong direction, yet Howie chose to run it back. So why is everyone pointing fingers in every direction but Howie’s?
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WIP staff realizing there will not be a quarterback controversy following today’s mess.
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Eagles are dumb in addition to being hurt.
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I love when my wife decides to watch football with me.
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On this day in 1974 the Stones released their twelfth studio album ‘It’s Only Rock’n’Roll’. It was the band’s last album to feature guitarist Mick Taylor and was self-produced by Mick and Keith, AKA ‘The Glimmer Twins’. The title track was the lead single and an absolute Stones classic!
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Thurston Howell III was old. He wasn’t dead.
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Replying to @CrossingBroad
I don’t know anything about Charlotte, but Temple laying 21 to anyone feels like an opportunity.
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And now, Weekend Update would like to wish a happy birthday to comic legend George Burns, who turned one hundred years old today. You know, I don't know the secret to his longevity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauly Shore doesn't know it either.
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Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new WH Press Secretary
A senior White House official tells @pdoocy Katie ZACHARIA is “transitioning out” of the press secretary position.
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Me and the boys heading to the Tesla/SpaceX shareholders meeting:
🤖 Made with AI
BREAKING: 60% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge within the next year — an all-time high.
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Uhhh…I already took the day off, ordered a Wingstop party platter and scheduled a watch party! WTF @POTUS?!?!?!
BREAKING: President Trump announces Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s execution by firing squad will NOT be live streamed.
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Let’s all watch Reggie White destroy people with one arm for 40 seconds ...
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Breaking news: Nobody running for any political office is “on your side “.
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We need a total and complete shutdown of the NFC East until we can figure out what's going on.
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“Wow that was dumb” - Nick Sirianni
The Commanders can't get the play off in time and this game ends in a tie
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Sirianni when Lurie asks him why he told Elliott to kick it short to the returner.
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“The Bugs Bunny Show” still airs weekly from September through January - it’s now known as “Eagles Football”
📺DEBUT: ‘The Bugs Bunny Show’ premiered 66 years ago, October 11, 1960, on ABC. Originally a prime-time series, it brought Warner Bros. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons to network television. It moved to Saturday mornings in 1962, changed titles and networks over the years, and ended its nearly 40-year network run in September 2000, when the cartoon library became exclusive to Cartoon Network
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Sirianni owning his kickoff decision and putting the loss on himself isn’t admirable. It’s obvious. He was just out coached in a battle of nitwits.
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Sirianni vs Coen in a fight to the death.
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