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don’t half ass anything, whole ass one thing

Joined February 2017
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Ain't no shit #RnR13
Jose going home tonight after getting paid. #RNR13
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When you have a boxing match at 9 and a hootenanny at 9:30 #RnR13 @roughnrowdy
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"I'm wanna donate my winnings to the #BarstoolFund" *proceeds to rip up the check into confetti for reasons unknown* #RnR13
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*Me with $13.02 in my bank account looking at $100k Platinum LQ horse trailers*
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I knew Jed’s proposal sounded familiar... #TheBachelorette #TheBachloretteFinale
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When Tyler stepped out of the van 😭 #TheBacheloretteFinale
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an iconic moment #TheBachelorette
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Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown
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Camel toe looking like Bane from Batman... and she really wants $60 for this suit. @Poshmarkapp y’all really be letting people sell shit that’s been that far up someone’s crack?!?
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Tyler approaching Cam from behind like: #TheBachelorette
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*everytime people invite me to anything Me: β€œIght I’ll see”
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Haven’t even picked up my new puppy and already spent a paycheck on a gold plated Cuban link collar for this lil mf πŸ˜‚ Mr. Biggs bout to be spoiled afff
Her: sooo whatcha wanna do tonight? Him:
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I dislike the vast majority of you.
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Basically pouring noodles into my mouth at 2:30am... not drunk just a hungry, lazy pos
The weather said β€œoh you want COLD cold” and slapped the shit out of us, and added rain because we were being ungrateful