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fording the Paladin Strait

Mulberry St
Joined December 2012
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Hehe
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemon drop martini. Drink up 🤷
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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coisas que me matam: 1. saber 2. não saber 3. descobrir
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as someone who smokes he was 100% valid
He really thought he was doing her a favor by not embarrassing her in public 😭
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(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then
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If your man doesn’t sing for you, You’re not his main babe
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cosas que no puedo: más
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“It’s not that deep” are you the one swimming?
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Ni bukan monday blues ni everyone is fucking pissing me off im seeing red
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I can't fucking overreact now, can't I
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“So you never dreamed of being a wife or a mother?” No, pookie. I dream of dismantling the systems that taught women to dream smaller.
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"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it
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I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.
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i hope
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