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knows some hours are less painful than others, even if the last one does kill you.

Australia
Joined January 2009
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Father of the year 😂
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Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 A thread. 1. The beginning
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welcome, new bluesky users 🫡 bsky.app/download
Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works. If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).
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People who try to romanticize the past should be forced to stare at this chart for a while
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this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like
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The last imperial Chinese court eunuch could just about have heard the Spice Girls's debut album.
What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?
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This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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The tracklisting from TISM's forthcoming album shows they are, at the very least, consistent.
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My new thing is making fake magazines and leaving them in waiting rooms.
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Good morning! Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵
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Can we please stop this insulting performative nonsense. Governments could fix this issue, today. Why don't they?
Tragically, homelessness stubbornly remains an issue across our country. Since before I was an MP, every few years, I’ve participated in the @VinniesSA @CEOSleepout to raise money and awareness to help assist those in need. This Thursday night I’ll be doing it again.
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An absolute peach from Mitchell Starc in the first over of the IPL final 😯 Full report: cricketa.us/4aBOIJH
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For every 25 likes I'll make Jokic jump higher.
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Weezer's Blue Album turns 30 today.
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Albini was the kind of interview where an answer to a routine question could stick in yr mind for decades after. thought often of this exchange from an interview w/ Mark Prindle, about Albini recording Jimmy Page & Robert Plant
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Big Chungus Spends Millions To Make Sure Everyone Knows He Raped Someone betootaadvocate.com/headline…
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Norway’s $A2 trillion fund built from taxing oil & gas export profits at 78% since the 1990s is now worth $1.5 million per Norwegian family of four. Meanwhile in Australia fossil backed governments have reduced the public’s share of our national resources to virtually nothing.
We are literally a global laughing stock! EVERY single punter, no matter who you vote for needs to know just how SCAMMED we are all getting. Even the UK has managed to pass a windfall profits tax getting more money from their resources than us. #australia #auspol
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4-34 chasing 279 and they get up - just Australia against New Zealand things
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just found out that an 11th century man named "horny rick" popularised shoes that were so gay, they made them illegal
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The timing of the peak cherry tree blossom is influenced by spring temperatures. Based on data from Japan stretching back to the year 812 (!), we see that in recent centuries the peak blossom has gradually moved earlier in the year—due to higher temperatures from climate change.
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