@aztralize
Joined June 2020
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this how how you all sound
SUPER SAM@FlippantNomadOct 18
>Oney grooming allegations >Look inside >Oney is the one who got groomed well shit
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Z🇪🇹@Weak_killer712h
Approached a girl in public and she begged me to not hurt her
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kev@AwestruckVox11h
This is what I meant ages ago when I said I wish Movie Mario and Bowser had this dynamic
emmie. ✊🏿🎃🌌🕸️🦝@emeraldappulOct 18
a four minute normal exchange of jack and aku - samurai jack (2003)
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Greatest miscast of all time cause if you turn that Lex Luthor into the Riddler or scare crow and delete the entire third act of the film it’s an all timer cbm performance lmao
Columned@Columned_Oct 18
Mind you, he gives the best performance in the film
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tango@tangofishionOct 19
I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I jerk off
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when i'm escaping logan paul in the suicide forest but he sucks me into his butthole
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azortics@ScholarOf1stSinOct 18
cool man
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crucible@aspectsofcruci12h
college tutor started talking about killing people w a machete mid lesson
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when my husband is giving birth at the hospital but my daughter texts me that our miami geek bar got confiscated at school
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Sukuna playing up his cruelty and “refusal” to help because he didn’t want to admit he couldn’t fix Junpei
ui@mygumiuOct 18
yuuji really thought the king of curses would actually help him 😭 BYEE
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this morning I’m walking back from class. a group of teenage boys are behind me. “ask him ask him”. snickering one of these delinquents whines “excuse me excuse me, who did you lose your virginity to?” the speed of the “your mum” that left my mouth will be studied for generations
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In the middle of rage cranking it to Makima porn when I realized she had pork on her plate in the background so I clicked off.
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milo@milomeowlaxy20h
this is the worst thing i've ever made
🎀The Hisser🎀@SLUMBER_555Oct 19
someone rotoscope charlie kirk over this animation with this audio, and we ALL going to heaven
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Charlie Kirk in hell after he died showing his neck wasn't the only thing with a hole leaking
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Matty@MattiourOct 18
my first good comic
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michiru@michirutftOct 18
the harder your solomon larps the better he is i dont make the rules
Sleep@ToxicAssWhoreOct 18
this video from tiktok is fucking killing me
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The laser eyes filter will never not be the funniest shit ever
FishDipped@iglofishstickOct 17
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> me, showing my friend a photo on my phone: i TOLD you he was fat > friend: oh my god youre right > stranger overhearing us: fatshaming in 2026 is not cool :/ > awkward silence > i turn my phone to show them a photo from usagi from chiikawa
addi ☁️@beefdogcoffeeOct 18
funniest thing happened today
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I really like this photo Utahime took bc her smug face gives me the impression gojo & geto were pointedly NOT invited
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✦ jenn ୨୧@GemJennzOct 18
Stolas' emo hair swoop that magically grew in is pissing me tf off like his dumbass did NOT have enough head feathers to that
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