@azonfrelli

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 Boston, MA
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Joined January 2012
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I’ve lived among these people for almost 30 years and I can say with 100% certainty that this sign is a lie
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This is what standup is
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@TopboixSep 26
Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you
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@jeffisrael25Sep 25
Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.
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I’m calling bullshit on this one
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@AcervoChartsAug 15
Dormir nesta posição Ă© a pior coisa que vocĂȘ pode fazer para sua coluna, segundo cientistas.
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@joshcarlosjoshJun 17
You couldn't make The Office today. Today is almost over. You'd have to do it tomorrow at earliest.
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@HoodiDrakeJun 1
Star receiver AJ Brown said he cried when the Patriots didn’t take him in the draft. Today You come home Demon đŸ„č
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they just call that being from New England
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Andy Compton@andycompton_Apr 8
Being a writer with a day job is like “just got off work. Welp, time to get to work”
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Boston, Massachusetts.
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@viewsoffApr 3
Tuscany, Italy
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Every time I’ve heard a song on the radio and thought, “huh, is Imagine Dragons actually okay now?” it’s ended up being The Chainsmokers
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saraphina@saraphinaredMar 9
my spooky weird script about death is featured alongside some v v talented + cool writers đŸ€“ an honor!
Ash Lazer@AshLazerWritesMar 9
Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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My award-winning sports comedy screenplay SHORT TIME (about a washed-up loser in his 30s attempting to win a high school state wrestling title) is being featured on @TheStuntList! Thank you to @AshLazerWrites @ericmahlon and the rest of their team! đŸ€Œâ€â™‚ïž #screenwriting
Ash Lazer@AshLazerWritesMar 9
Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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Ash Lazer@AshLazerWritesMar 9
Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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This would result in the Boston Coffee Party
The Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeMar 4
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he may potentially pull certain ingredients from the market if they can’t be proven safe, including ingredients from a Massachusetts staple: Dunkin'. trib.al/muxnYtL

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe

The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

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"Collect call from Mr. Bob Wehadababyitsaboy" theonion.com/dads-favorite-p


Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005

HIALEAH, FL—Despite ready access to an almost inexhaustible archive of exceptional movies, television shows, and print literature, local dad Brett Colston declared Friday that his favorite piece of...

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Mac@KyleMacCBBFeb 20
I still can’t get over the fact that getting hammered at a Chinese restaurant is like a foreign concept to people outside of New England
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Go Bruins and, even more importantly, go this perfect dog đŸŸđŸ»đŸ’
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👏 👏 👏 @senatorjohn & team
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Everyone who has children is older than me
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POV: you live in Boston and opened facebook today
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