he/him // Gay fat nerd guy // #1 blade fan Satire account to reply to oomf

He/him
Joined October 2023
Being trans and liking fat girls
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
I literally cant view goku in a sexual light hes like family
when dat β€œomw” autocorrects to β€œOn my way!”
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How it feels to see a β€œwhite people be like” joke but they’re just describing you:
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How it feels to do literally anything when youre not skinny
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
Creo que uno de los mayores indicadores de que una serie longeva ya debe terminar, es cuando los actores ya no pueden seguir haciendo las voces de los personajes.
this is funny as fuck
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when she’s wearing those Alastor Fortnite kicks
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Ser LGBT e ser obcecado com vampiros
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Me shaking off all the hair on me after my haircut
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How it feels being a queer that’s good at drawing
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
Nobody wants to draw my oc because he looks weird
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β€œOoo! I wonder who’s at the bot-”
Ranking Marvel Male Characters by Their Looks
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
Why do fic authors write "come" instead of "cum"? I genuinely don't get it
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
Every time vivziepop tries to make her characters look hot they end up looking like this
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
how 13 year old me felt taking the bdsm test
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My joy art
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
– qual seu fetiche mais obscuro? – ah po, eu gosto de levar tapa na bunda
Pergunta sΓ©ria, qual o fetiche ou segredo sexual mais obscuro de vocΓͺs? SΓ³ quero as mais putinhas aqui
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
flag for bisexuals who eat people
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
This being the only meme that can’t escape twitter bc it gets censored everywhere else will never not be funny to me
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Alan πŸ’« - #1 WILLOW HATER retweeted
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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