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Elizafish

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Joined August 2013
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Replying to @USAA
@USAA @USAA_help I have been on hold for more than 40 minutes with USAA. Is this customary?
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This is beyond disgusting. Words can’t even describe.
LA County Sheriffs (@LASDHQ) profile pictureLA County Sheriffs
@LASDHQ13 Sep 2020
Replying to @LASDHQ
To the protesters blocking the entrance & exit of the HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM yelling "We hope they die" referring to 2 LA Sheriff's ambushed today in #Compton: DO NOT BLOCK EMERGENCY ENTRIES & EXITS TO THE HOSPITAL. People's lives are at stake when ambulances can't get through.
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Imagine showing this tweet to someone in 2010
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden9 Aug 2020
We can’t let Donald Trump destroy the U.S. Postal Service.
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Bindi Irwin 2020 please
Bindi Irwin (@BindiIrwin) profile pictureBindi Irwin
@BindiIrwin24 Jul 2020
A little message of love and gratitude. 💛
In high school I ran a twitter page just to roast the school wifi, it was a simpler time
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No I do not, thank you #TheBachelor
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Words cannot describe how liberating it feels to delete the Canvas app
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I wish my life ran as smoothly as a busy Chick-fil-a drive thru
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Pretty sure I was supposed to buy my cap and gown like a week ago...procrastinating up until the very last second seems like a good tribute to my collegiate experience
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In elementary school I spelled “Opera” like “Oprah”. Truly traumatic
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I feel personally attacked
Thomas Dugas (@ThomasFDugas) profile pictureThomas Dugas@ThomasFDugas29 Jun 2019
Top 10 girl orders: 1. Vodka Cran 2. “Something good” 3. Vodka sprite 4. Vodka soda with a splash of cran 5. Vodka water with 17 limes 6. “What do you like” 7. “Something strong but sweet” 8. Vodka sour 9. Tequila sunrise 10. “A water for my friend”
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*sees a car the same make and model as mine* Absolutely no one: Me: That’s my car
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Imagine having a conversation with someone and they casually drop one of these 😂
PETA (@peta) profile picturePETA
@peta4 Dec 2018
Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
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If this isn’t me
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Does eating cheesecake for breakfast qualify as self-care? asking for a friend
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If you press your phone screen in the right places, crab rangoons will show up at your door
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Your mcm doesn’t even have your @Wendys 4 for $4 order memorized
Start prepping now, kids, cuz you know you’ll have to tell 500 people a ~cool~ fact about yourself on syllabus day
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Heat index 113
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