Tim Paula

Men, don't let anyone tell you pedicures are for women only. After decades of ruining my feet on job sites, my wife and I get one every year on our anniversary.

Donald Trump is incredibly stupid. There's nothing denying that, but millions of people stood up and proudly said, "I want him to lead me." Let that sink in.

Why does @FBIDirectorKash always look like a friggin crosseyed deer in headlights.

After 3 people were killed by a POS with an assault style 18 wheeler, it's time we ban people from driving 18 wheelers. They all need to be self driving.

@maura_healey when are you gonna pass the ban on junk fees? You spent no fucking time declaring an emergency to ban a firearm that causes 0 deaths in MA. Do something that helps your citizens for once.

@ShowcaseUS lux level is all ages now? Guess you guys lost a customer. I don't wanna be surrounded by kids.

@survivetheark you guys need to fox your trash heap that you ripped people off with. Glitchy shit of a "game" that's just a damn DLC

@Nelnet tried to use your mobile app. Got told to download the new mobile app. Search the playstore for the new mobile app. No results. How about a link to your android app?

Remember when there was a writers strike, and no one gave a shit?

@mikeday4rep You're a traitor to the constitution. Your HD4420 bill shows this, as well as how ignorant you are. I will encourage everyone I know to vote you out of office.

@safetyins when is your mobile app going to be updated? Had I known you weren't keeping it updated I probably wouldn't have switched to you.

@SpotifyUSA Trying to confirm. Can my wife and I merge our premium accounts into a duo account and keep all our playlists?

@dominos I need a customer service number. My account was charged for an order I didn't make and the store isn't answering.

@BwtrPolice make sure you thank this officer for blocking the only legal entrance to our street.

@VantrueOfficial I would like to buy an N4 and have it professionally installed. Are there any authorized installers in the Massachusetts area?

@BlizzardAccount are you guys gonna pull the same "no pre paid phone" shit for Diablo 4? I need to know so I can decide now to not buy it.

@Blizzard_Ent when @Microsoft aquires you I hope they fire who ever decided prepaid phones weren't allowed.

Now that the @FBI completed their investigation, @AlecBaldwin should be charged.

@kfc great way to save money, your app crashes when ordering. Don't have to honor digital sales that way

@JayzTwoCents I'm a water cooling noob. Is it normal/acceptable after a week to see a single drop from a fitting, tighten said fitting, and then nothing 3 weeks later?